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Apprentice: The Live Blog

Join Us: here from 9pm (GMT) Tonight.

Or watch it unfold below:

• 8:25 PM: ukapprentice RT @matt_cochr: #apprentice drinking game: 1 drink for “I’m on it,” “out of the box” or “at this moment in time.” “at the end of the day”
• 8:44 PM: ukapprentice Reacquainting myself with the contestants #apprentice www.bbc.co.uk
• 8:51 PM: ukapprentice That’s half-time. Eng 1 – Ukr 0. Now switch over to BBC1 so you won’t miss a minute of The #apprentice
• 8:54 PM: elfinamsterdam Hi All, 5mins to go…. are we getting excited? Who will go this week?
• 8:57 PM: Twitprentice @sarahjaneallen cool predictor #apprentice
• 8:57 PM: niamhsmith oooh got it
• 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh *phew*
• 8:57 PM: icedcoffee Hey folks, im here
• 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam now where are the others?
• 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam Say hi if you are lurking!
• 8:58 PM: JasmineLaini apprentice now GO WATCH IT!
• 8:58 PM: gravynchips apprentice time……. woooooooo whooooooo
• 8:58 PM: icedcoffee Hi
• 8:58 PM: icedcoffee Yes i want someone to greet me…
• 8:58 PM: icedcoffee woop
• 8:58 PM: niamhsmith Hi Phil
• 8:59 PM: SarahGriffiths Hello – off to search for the wine, I am predicting the line “you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth” – and bonus line “I don’t take fools gladly” from Sir Alan.
• 8:59 PM: elfinamsterdam Hello my sweet Phil… lovely to see you!
• 8:59 PM: icedcoffee hey niamh
• 8:59 PM: elfinamsterdam Hey Sarah!
• 8:59 PM: icedcoffee you too elf
• 8:59 PM: ukapprentice Dr. Who promo, and then….. #apprentice
• 8:59 PM: aileenwilliams hi i’m here at last
• 8:59 PM: SarahGriffiths Hey
• 8:59 PM: niamhsmith Oooh here we go

Read below for more *spoiler*


• 9:00 PM: elfinamsterdam Hey Aileen
• 9:00 PM: niamhsmith I always loved
  the music, never get sick of it
• 9:00 PM: carbynel Hi
• 9:00 PM: icedcoffee has it started? damn i needa pee and smoke first lol
• 9:00 PM: elfinamsterdam Hi Carbynel
• 9:00 PM: aileenwilliams most of them look like prats
• 9:01 PM: niamhsmith Run Phil, run!! We’ll catch you up when you get back
• 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen … whats new so? lol
• 9:01 PM: aileenwilliams i said it before him
• 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam cant wait to see this … a toga party seemingly
• 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam
• 9:01 PM: ukapprentice “Order book: Zero” Genius. #apprentice
• 9:02 PM: niamhsmith Irish girl sounds very English!
• 9:02 PM: aileenwilliams whats this a duster wow
• 9:02 PM: SarahGriffiths How is the husky going to do this week?
• 9:02 PM: icedcoffee Just realised im missing the sex ed vs porn thing on ch4 – they had real tits and other bits
• 9:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh well she’s been there for years … so i guess she would
• 9:03 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil… thats what torrents are for…. DM me later… will give you link
• 9:03 PM: niamhsmith “Sir alan is on the way” scariest words of the day
• 9:03 PM: fontfiddler ohh I like the beard on your man
• 9:03 PM: niamhsmith @fontfiddler, really?
• 9:04 PM: icedcoffee @elf damn you know your torrents
• 9:04 PM: aileenwilliams i was just goint to ask whats with the beard
• 9:04 PM: elfinamsterdam lol, why yes…. now will delete these comments
• 9:04 PM: ukapprentice First off, there’s no way everyone in that house can shower and get ready in 30 minutes… #apprentice
• 9:04 PM: icedcoffee question – is this being cross posted on a blog somewhere?
• 9:04 PM: elfinamsterdam Beard? on Sir Alan?
• 9:04 PM: fontfiddler haha he has a badger attached to his face…it’s staying very still …well trained
• 9:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil, it will be…. but I can edit it so just let me know after and I’ll take it out
• 9:05 PM: carbynel @ukapprentice Maybe there are lots of bathrooms?
• 9:05 PM: aileenwilliams have any of them watched the programme before
• 9:05 PM: fontfiddler no your man…watch the programme..god I may hate some one already…not the beard guy..he is kind to animals it seems
• 9:05 PM: niamhsmith selling lunches to city workers followed by catering for a high end corporate event in the evening
• 9:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen sometimes i wonder if any of them have …
• 9:06 PM: ukapprentice Hahaha…Nick just gave Sir Alan a WTF! look. #apprentice
• 9:06 PM: niamhsmith Boys V Girls again
• 9:06 PM: elfinamsterdam
• 9:06 PM: icedcoffee @elf hate to be a pain, but if i say something really politically incorrect i’d love it to be edited
• 9:06 PM: elfinamsterdam Beard Boy…. him?
• 9:06 PM: SarahGriffiths Pancakes !! I would go for pancakes
• 9:06 PM: aileenwilliams she is rude and blunt
• 9:06 PM: fontfiddler yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah love him!
• 9:07 PM: niamhsmith ladies looking for 70% profit on anything they sell
• 9:07 PM: ukapprentice Ooh, Yasmina is steadily climbing up the bitch list…#apprentice
• 9:07 PM: niamhsmith LikingYasmina despite her bluntness-seems to know what she’s talk about
• 9:07 PM: elfinamsterdam When she said “a little blunt” I thought she was going to say “a little… ” something rhyming with blunt
• 9:07 PM: niamhsmith @elf LOL
• 9:08 PM: ukapprentice “The sandwich is British through and through”…an early contender for quote of the episode #apprentice
• 9:08 PM: niamhsmith Boys going a bit less simple I think with their food choices
• 9:08 PM: icedcoffee brb
• 9:08 PM: fontfiddler water biscuits, sel em water biscuits and weevils…it’s a winner I tells ya
• 9:08 PM: elfinamsterdam @fontfiddler… what the hell??
• 9:08 PM: niamhsmith London 2012 Olypic sandwiches..hmm
• 9:09 PM: fontfiddler I have no idea..the double decker has gone to my head
• 9:09 PM: niamhsmith Bum’s rush for the boys
• 9:09 PM: fontfiddler lol peanut butter!
• 9:09 PM: niamhsmith boys boys boys…!
• 9:09 PM: elfinamsterdam what is an Olympic style…. shorts and tight t’s ??
• 9:09 PM: ukapprentice That woman looked genuinely stunned when told that London was hosting the 2012 Olympics…#apprentice
• 9:09 PM: VicThompson Seriously. Peanut butter sarnies? #apprentice
• 9:09 PM: aileenwilliams i can’t follow some of the accents
• 9:10 PM: paulbeattie Would you like a toga with your sandwich? #apprentice
• 9:10 PM: fontfiddler They go for the naked ladies
• 9:10 PM: niamhsmith @fontf of course they do!
• 9:10 PM: aileenwilliams wrapsc
• 9:11 PM: niamhsmith 400 wraps = italian flat breads, low value tuna (ick), frozen chicken
• 9:11 PM: elfinamsterdam award winning restauranteur? what the hell… what awards? “Cheapest Chicken we can get”
• 9:11 PM: aileenwilliams i would slap some of those girls
• 9:11 PM: fontfiddler @niamhsmith they love a bit of it …in’it
• 9:11 PM: paulbeattie High price, shite quality from the ladies #apprentice
• 9:11 PM: Twitprentice #apprentice award winning ?
• 9:11 PM: fireflies_uk is thinking what a bunch of muppets they are on The Apprentice!
• 9:11 PM: niamhsmith 27 sandwiches & 10 salads, contract 1 fr ladies
• 9:11 PM: gillalexander #apprentice It’s a wide-mouthed frog in a suit!
• 9:11 PM: TimMorris Don’t think the Boys are gonna do to well this week. #apprentice
• 9:12 PM: aileenwilliams they give up easily
• 9:12 PM: niamhsmith Catering for a top city firm each
• 9:12 PM: aileenwilliams obey me
• 9:12 PM: fontfiddler pen sandwiches!
• 9:12 PM: niamhsmith @aileen lol
• 9:12 PM: ukapprentice Does anyone else sing the Rocky theme when Rocky starts talking? no? … #apprentice
• 9:13 PM: aileenwilliams false advertising
• 9:13 PM: fontfiddler @alleenwilliams lol
• 9:13 PM: paulbeattie Were the boys just in a supermarket, have they forgotten what happened last time the supermarket and food were involved in the #apprentice
• 9:13 PM: niamhsmith she couldn’t keep the smirk off her face
• 9:13 PM: simoncmason #apprentice Brown hovis – theres gonna be some serious quality sandwich making going on
• 9:13 PM: Twitprentice Kate, love your tie babs! #apprentice
• 9:13 PM: niamhsmith oh no – ever guess, just say yes!
• 9:13 PM: aileenwilliams she has’nt a clue blond or what
• 9:14 PM: elfinamsterdam margaret looks like she wants to die
• 9:14 PM: niamhsmith Margaret is despairing!! lol
• 9:14 PM: paulbeattie The accountancy firm look confident with her product knowledge #apprentice
• 9:14 PM: ukapprentice Odds on Yasmina getting punched before the end of the episode? #apprentice
• 9:14 PM: fontfiddler god they are very serious..the blonde is messing up! ha ha bellini’s
• 9:14 PM: SarahGriffiths Margaret don’t hold yourself back love with your hands on your head !
• 9:14 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah i’d have my hands around blondes neck
• 9:14 PM: simoncmason #apprentice Watch now for an object lesson in how not to pitch
• 9:14 PM: AlexDScott #apprentice Heather McCartney is fluffing the pitch, she hasn’t got a leg to stand on
• 9:15 PM: aileenwilliams at the end of the day . its a rollercoaster etc
• 9:15 PM: DulcieMay omg, cringing at the apprentice.! seriously, that girl doesnt know what shes on about hahahahaha
• 9:15 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “We can make blinis. I don’t know if that is hot, or cold.” DOOM.
• 9:15 PM: SarahGriffiths @elf Yep nightmare
• 9:16 PM: omahonydonnelly I finally made it — those girls are unbelieveable!
• 9:16 PM: ukapprentice RT @NotSirAlanSugar Early prediction: Phil’s gonna go – too honest to say they were a fledgling company #apprentice
• 9:16 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL we dont want to look like Dicks…. eh, sory too late…
• 9:16 PM: paulbeattie Think Airplane the movie, think fan, think shit. Thats the lads team just now! #apprentice
• 9:16 PM: aileenwilliams 65 pounds a head
• 9:16 PM: niamhsmith £65 per head for canapes! Jaysis
• 9:16 PM: fontfiddler @elfinamsterdam lol
• 9:16 PM: aileenwilliams what is he on
• 9:17 PM: SarahGriffiths @UKapprentice – Phil can’t go, have £5 on him to win it
• 9:17 PM: tracyhunt68 I love watching The Apprentice…. boys to win this week?!
• 9:17 PM: niamhsmith £35 straight down from 65 – they just look stupid now
• 9:17 PM: ian9outof10 The Apprentice never fails to amuse. Margaret never fails to make me lol
• 9:17 PM: aileenwilliams lads are messing up
• 9:17 PM: fontfiddler @elfinamsterdam will tell you who I hate when the break comes..I have chosen!
• 9:17 PM: AbraKatDabra Boys’ 2012 Olympic themed sandwiches and girls’ pitching BULIMIES when she meant PANINI. Where do they find these retards on Apprentice!
• 9:17 PM: omahonydonnelly Were they this terrible in previous years?
• 9:17 PM: simoncmason #apprentice the double glazing salesman approach to pitching for business
• 9:17 PM: ukapprentice This episode is already better than last week’s. Lots of awkward silences. Ouch! #apprentice
• 9:18 PM: aileenwilliams 65 to start now 15 wow
• 9:18 PM: fontfiddler But the beard remains still through out!
• 9:18 PM: niamhsmith “we looked like complete prats” Ya think? lol
• 9:18 PM: NotSirAlanSugar £65 per head!!!! Have they ever eaten out? Just ask them how much!?!?!?!?
• 9:18 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty say it now… lol
• 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £15 per head! For the boys
• 9:18 PM: ukapprentice “We were looking like complete prats” Finally some honesty!! #apprentice
• 9:18 PM: paulbeattie £60, £50, £17.50, £15 the lads in are complete control. I can hear Sir Alan just now! #apprentice
• 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £15 per head! For the boys
• 9:18 PM: orangeandmilk “I’ve /heard/ of blinis” #apprentice gold.
• 9:18 PM: omahonydonnelly from £35 down to £15!
• 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – 72 tins of Tuna
• 9:18 PM: niamhsmith why aren’t they in a cash & carry not a supermarket…my God they’re in Asda!
• 9:18 PM: omahonydonnelly Glad I’m not eating it.
• 9:18 PM: ayeshapurohit watching the apprentice ”it’s high laaaaaad” hilare. i think the boys will lose, hopefully
• 9:19 PM: paulbeattie Ladies buying wholesale their! They really have forgot the lads attempt last series with the restaurant and a supermarket! #apprentice
• 9:19 PM: VicThompson Really sorry to anyone following me who isn’t an #apprentice fan!
• 9:19 PM: omahonydonnelly who’s team leaders? missed beginning.
• 9:19 PM: paulbeattie the penny has dropped, shite quality with the ladies food #apprentice
• 9:19 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Now the girls are thinking that they are underestimated on the budget
• 9:19 PM: aileenwilliams the one with the glasses looks like harry potter maybe she can do magig
• 9:19 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – wear costumes even
• 9:19 PM: niamhsmith Philip – the menus & outfits are shit – I’m trying to stay positive.
• 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann – not sure tbh, i wasnt paying enough attention… beard distraction
• 9:20 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Philip thinks everything is sh*t
• 9:20 PM: SarahGriffiths Gosh Phil is super clever
• 9:20 PM: omahonydonnelly I thought that Estate Agent was cute until he opened his mouth
• 9:20 PM: niamhsmith Yasmina leading the girls, not sure about the guys
• 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus Lorraine needs to freaking smile
• 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam mozzerella cheese wraps
• 9:20 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – What is #bizpitch
• 9:20 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum looking worried. Outlook bleak, apparently. Think Geordie scrotum Mystic Meg in disguise.
• 9:20 PM: fontfiddler YES CHIEF OHHHH YEAH!
• 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam yeuch
• 9:21 PM: omahonydonnelly Did she ask if anyone knows how to do any of this?
• 9:21 PM: elfinamsterdam bland bland bland for the girls
• 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Like a regimental organisaion
• 9:21 PM: niamhsmith OMG 3 slices of cheese per wrap
• 9:21 PM: aileenwilliams they will be ready next week
• 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasminer drills her troops
• 9:21 PM: ukapprentice Hahahaha…Yasmina: “Call me chef!” Someone has been watching too much Gordon Ramsay on tv… #apprentice
• 9:21 PM: SarahGriffiths Donut!!
• 9:21 PM: Twitprentice not quite the William Wallace motivational rallying of your troops…but a good start. #apprentice
• 9:21 PM: omahonydonnelly nice wrap
• 9:21 PM: fontfiddler hmmm wafffer Thin
• 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Thats almost a wrap
• 9:21 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Is it me or have the girls bought too much food???
• 9:21 PM: Twitprentice not quite the William Wallace motivational rallying of your troops…but a good start. #apprentice
• 9:22 PM: paulbeattie That box looks empty!! #apprentice
• 9:22 PM: Twitprentice its a wrap #apprentice you’re fired!
• 9:22 PM: icedcoffee this show is really kinda shit – i mean, they dont know what the fuck they are doing for any task and constantly producing shit.
• 9:22 PM: niamhsmith If I wanted a sandwich I’d ask the boys team to make it
• 9:22 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are going to knock up 500 sandwiches to sell on the city streets
• 9:22 PM: omahonydonnelly It’s not as good cos they aren’t fighting with each other enough!
• 9:22 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys sandwiches are mad! Peanut Butter
• 9:22 PM: niamhsmith @omahonydonnelly just you wait!
• 9:22 PM: omahonydonnelly I’d love that peanut butter, can’t make a bad one of those!
• 9:22 PM: aileenwilliams fight fight fight
• 9:23 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Christ – has Rocky ever been to London?? I suggest his sandwich business does not expand south
• 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Nick checks his watch
• 9:23 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice The boys should have stuck with best of British – can’t lose on that theme.
• 9:23 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Supernanny can’t wrap a wrap for God’s sake. Tho to be fair, perhaps she is only used to folding nappies.
• 9:23 PM: omahonydonnelly When is someone going to drop something?
• 9:23 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil peanut butter for boys and mozerella wrap for the girls… no jam and not even buffalo mozzerella, just mank pizza stuff…. all bad bad bad
• 9:23 PM: niamhsmith Ahthat van barely had anything in it! FAIL
• 9:23 PM: ukapprentice Peanut butter sandwiches….. no comment #apprentice
• 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls have blasted through the wraps
• 9:23 PM: Twitprentice @gillalexander they are hopeless aren’t they? #apprentice
• 9:23 PM: paulbeattie Peanut butter, thats taking me back a few years to primary school!! #apprentice
• 9:23 PM: aileenwilliams they will stab each other in the back in the boardroom
• 9:23 PM: icedcoffee *hates peanut butter*
• 9:23 PM: niamhsmith For 8 people!! They’ll all be starving
• 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls head staright to their customers
• 9:23 PM: Twitprentice @John_Taylor i’m always jesting #apprentice
• 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly Looks awful!
• 9:24 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice The boys should have stuck with best of British – can’t lose on that theme.
• 9:24 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “let’s get MOVING!” “We’re going to be late!” Panic strikes Scrotum and Vulva. Calm down people. Remember the technology.
• 9:24 PM: nadiajane #apprentice at the end of the day its going to be cheese and pickle
• 9:24 PM: niamhsmith it’sa a big plate of lettuce
• 9:24 PM: fontfiddler oh god the girls are fecked
• 9:24 PM: narflet Just peanut butter? Really? Where is the jelly you fools! #apprentice
• 9:24 PM: paulbeattie The leaves have just been chucked on their! #apprentice
• 9:24 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Don’t think the girls have made enough sandwiches
• 9:24 PM: SarahGriffiths Ruuuubish!! laughable, see it is a good show
• 9:24 PM: aileenwilliams oh a hair
• 9:24 PM: elfinamsterdam HAIR…. grosss
• 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly No dressing!
• 9:24 PM: niamhsmith No dressing on the salads – they are in danger of not getting paid here!
• 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly a hair!
• 9:24 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – too much lettuce
• 9:24 PM: fontfiddler hmmm hair salad!
• 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly it’s Kenny Egan!
• 9:25 PM: niamhsmith Oh God..state of them,
• 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam lunch form a boy in PJ’s on the street
• 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly what a dork!
• 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – FOUND A HAIR (GIRLS)
• 9:25 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Anyone would think they’re serving rabbits
• 9:25 PM: niamhsmith @omahonydonnelly LOL
• 9:25 PM: fontfiddler is he going to flash her and then punch her
• 9:25 PM: aileenwilliams and it was’nt beardy
• 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly I’d run away!
• 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann…. lol…. kenny egan
• 9:25 PM: SarahGriffiths Chavs selling sarnies, no thanks…
• 9:25 PM: ukapprentice Oooh, no dressing on the salad….and a hair…oh dear…tsk tsk girls… #apprentice
• 9:25 PM: Twitprentice am waiting for a fly in the soup? #apprentice
• 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are doing too well
• 9:25 PM: paulbeattie Hair, no dressing what are the ladies playing at #apprentice
• 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly Beardy! Mommy, how could you!
• 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam the boxes look better thant the sambos
• 9:25 PM: niamhsmith Oh oh boys actually selling stuff
• 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Other part of boys team at south bank
• 9:25 PM: paulbeattie £4! I got a sandwich, crisps and water from M&S today for £2! #apprentice
• 9:25 PM: Twitprentice is that a boxer or superman? #apprentice
• 9:26 PM: omahonydonnelly superwanker
• 9:26 PM: Twitprentice blimey, a good idea boys! #apprentice
• 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Doing quite well on south bank
• 9:26 PM: aileenwilliams refusal
• 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £4 – Rip off!
• 9:26 PM: elfinamsterdam feedback … on a lack of food
• 9:26 PM: niamhsmith Chicken wrap – a wrap of lettuce, lol
• 9:26 PM: omahonydonnelly shes going out for lunch!
• 9:26 PM: niamhsmith God they look awful
• 9:26 PM: aileenwilliams they look awful
• 9:26 PM: ukapprentice “absolute cash cow there, a licence to print money”…that’ll come back to bite them in the ass in the boardroom…#apprentice
• 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Feedback; That is not a chicken wrap!
• 9:27 PM: paulbeattie Seems the chicken was rather absent in the ladies wraps… #apprentice
• 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Back in the kitchen with Yasmina
• 9:27 PM: NotSirAlanSugar classic – who was making the chicken wraps??
• 9:27 PM: omahonydonnelly These girls have NO personality – really appreciate the feedback though…
• 9:27 PM: elfinamsterdam the only Up part of those canape’s is the part where they chuck up
• 9:27 PM: omahonydonnelly the irish girl made mozz wraps
• 9:27 PM: Twitprentice ladies, nice idea but too complicated #apprentice
• 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Maragaret made a good point
• 9:27 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Appreciate the feedback!! that was a complaint you eejit
• 9:27 PM: fontfiddler ha ha they won’t really notice or care!!!! I love her
• 9:27 PM: CanDoCanBe Twitter feed for #apprentice is almost as good as watching it live on TV. Check out how many peps are tweeting about the show.
• 9:27 PM: ukapprentice RT @annalooThe hard sell – ‘hiya, you had lunch yet?’ WTF!!! #apprentice
• 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Olympic theme canapes
• 9:27 PM: paulbeattie Margaret does not look impressed #apprentice
• 9:27 PM: niamhsmith Nick appalled at cheddar on a stick
• 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly Sir Alan’s Aide – like that
• 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Chicago law firm wants the best, and getting Cheddar on a stick (Nick commenting on the boys)
• 9:28 PM: nikkithomson shame the girls believe in enormous canapes and tiny sandwiches! #apprentice
• 9:28 PM: nikkithomson shame the girls believe in enormous canapes and tiny sandwiches! #apprentice
• 9:28 PM: JuliaParsons @Domestic_jules @oliverthring #apprentice, yep the girls have lost it. Lettuce with no dressing and stingy wraps. Oh dear.
• 9:28 PM: asthiggins Let me feedback on your sandwich!! This is really bad! #apprentice
• 9:28 PM: niamhsmith Phil-it looks like a brothel
• 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Looks like a brothel (boys)
• 9:28 PM: paulbeattie Looks like a kids birthday party #apprentice
• 9:28 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Award-winning restaurateur Yasmini knows not the difference between a blini and a bellini
• 9:28 PM: Twitprentice LOL…yeah! cheddar on a stck…where’s the pineapple? #apprentice
• 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly That lamp thing won’t look good in the daylight!
• 9:28 PM: gillalexander #apprentice If that looks like a brothel, the Geordie scrotum has been visiting the wrong massage parlour.
• 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Do you think they should remove the gold
• 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly At least he knows he’s an idiot
• 9:28 PM: niamhsmith Nick is in need of some aspirin
• 9:29 PM: aileenwilliams so 1970′s i remember them tho i did’nt wear a toga
• 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh or cinaide
• 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – 1 hour before te functions start
• 9:29 PM: Twitprentice but they guy dresses like he’s in the 70′s as i tweeted earlier! #apprentice
• 9:29 PM: aileenwilliams oh my god
• 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen no? really?
• 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Set up kitchens in clients head quarters
• 9:29 PM: omahonydonnelly That looks like a pile of mess!
• 9:29 PM: fontfiddler lol car crash
• 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam EUGH they look like dog food
• 9:29 PM: niamhsmith Eugh the food looks gick – like food at a funeral in a working man’s club
• 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina is re-assuring team that everything is ok
• 9:29 PM: asthiggins Are those little elcairs from ASDA!!!
  #apprentice
• 9:29 PM: omahonydonnelly My kids and I would do better than that!
• 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh nah that would be WAAAAAY better
• 9:30 PM: niamhsmith 50 high powered lawyers at an Olympic party
• 9:30 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys guest on the way, 50 high powered lawyers
• 9:30 PM: VicThompson Wish I’d taken the job I was offered in the gherkin just so I could be at this canapé party #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: Twitprentice you looking gorgeous girls #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: NotSirAlanSugar the food looks awful. Big ticks for Paula – it does look like a funeral bash
• 9:30 PM: rosevibe I wonder how much of this train wreck is true ineptitude and how much is down to editing #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: rosevibe I wonder how much of this train wreck is true ineptitude and how much is down to editing #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: aileenwilliams and shrugs her shoulders
• 9:30 PM: niamhsmith wth togas
• 9:30 PM: fontfiddler Toga toga toga!
• 9:30 PM: MeltedMoment Cringing at the apprentice
• 9:30 PM: omahonydonnelly Get them drunk so they don’t know what hit them!
• 9:30 PM: nashg #apprentice Fucknuts. Just… Fucknuts.
• 9:30 PM: asthiggins The girls strategy – get them all drink so they won’t care – oh boy #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Christ on a bike. Tuna sludge and a tomato fountain. Yasmina must surely be heading for boardroom dismissal.
• 9:30 PM: paulbeattie Not good suggesting all your clients are alcoholics… #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: fontfiddler love beardy guy lol
• 9:30 PM: omahonydonnelly He looks like Hercules!
• 9:30 PM: asthiggins Toga Toga Toga! #apprentice
• 9:30 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Costumes look silly
• 9:30 PM: aileenwilliams spotty backs
• 9:30 PM: niamhsmith Bare arms & spotty backs HAHAHA
• 9:30 PM: elfinamsterdam EUHG bare arms and a spotty back
• 9:31 PM: aileenwilliams sorry about this
• 9:31 PM: elfinamsterdam oooozy
• 9:31 PM: omahonydonnelly bare arms n spotty backs! Turn of definitely
• 9:31 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are laughing at the costumes
• 9:31 PM: Twitprentice high powered lawyers like Anita from last week? #apprentice
• 9:31 PM: clarissa79 i don’t think “they’ll eat them after a few glasses of wine” is much of a business plan i’ve seen people eat chips off the floor #apprentice
• 9:31 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Isn’t that Russell Brand’s costume when he appeared dressed as Osama?
• 9:31 PM: nashg #apprentice Aaaaaarrrggghhhhaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaah!!! *breathe*
• 9:31 PM: clarissa79 i don’t think “they’ll eat them after a few glasses of wine” is much of a business plan i’ve seen people eat chips off the floor #apprentice
• 9:31 PM: ukapprentice Toga party? Sure, that’s appropriate….numpties…. #apprentice
• 9:31 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Nick doesn’t think the toga’s have gone down to well. Think Nick is jealous
• 9:32 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice Team Scrotum need back peels and spot popping before being seen in togas
• 9:32 PM: niamhsmith Canapes quite large – a few tomato accidents
• 9:32 PM: Philko87 #apprentice If there’s one thing I’m sure to always do it’s wear a toga to a formal business lunch
• 9:32 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice Team Scrotum need back peels and spot popping before being seen in togas
• 9:32 PM: Twitprentice @asthiggins lol #apprentice
• 9:32 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Project Manager Yasmina is running Front of House
• 9:32 PM: diamond73 Thinking that Claridges wouldn’t be too impressed with the standard of canapes on The Apprentice – Asda Basics tuna?!?!
• 9:32 PM: aileenwilliams restrauranter
• 9:32 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “The older women are more appreciative” Nick
• 9:32 PM: fontfiddler ha ha sausage on a taco!
• 9:32 PM: aileenwilliams exfoliation
• 9:32 PM: icedcoffee she may never run another restaurant…
• 9:32 PM: asthiggins One leaf of basil only – remember!!! #apprentice
• 9:32 PM: niamhsmith Oh God. The lad’s food also looks gick
• 9:32 PM: SarahGriffiths Wow Doritto, Salami and Ketchup – Amazingly chav
• 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly What’s on those canapes. Hors d’oeurves at Blog Awards rocked!
• 9:33 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil… she should just run
• 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina is quite confident
• 9:33 PM: gillalexander #apprentice They’re CANAPES? They’re tomato festooned bricks.
• 9:33 PM: asthiggins Its the invasion of the monster bruschetta!!! #apprentice
• 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly cold – food poisoning!
• 9:33 PM: niamhsmith Eek the guys might get no money wither :SD
• 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly back in oven — NO!
• 9:33 PM: clarissa79 yeah wait till he had tinned tuna on a biscuit, that’s the food of lonely cat ladies #apprentice
• 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys food looks messy
• 9:33 PM: niamhsmith EiTHER even
• 9:33 PM: aileenwilliams sweaty backs
• 9:33 PM: Twitprentice already blaming boys?? #apprentice
• 9:33 PM: clarissa79 are the boys serving doritos and a dip? #apprentice
• 9:33 PM: paulbeattie crisps, sausage and ketchup what on earth! #apprentice
• 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – James is not happy and blames Rocky
• 9:33 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah, vol au vonts. This isn’t The Apprentice, this is Life on Mars.
• 9:33 PM: fontfiddler yeeeeah cheeese on a stick
• 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly Sandwich chain owner — he should know what he’s doing!
• 9:34 PM: niamhsmith Modern take on the ploughman’s sandwich – cheese ona stick
• 9:34 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice look at company guy’s disgust – mouth like a cat bum
• 9:34 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Guy is not happy with the boys team!
• 9:34 PM: devcoach Food not going down well for either team! #apprentice
• 9:34 PM: DarenMarc WTF are they serving on The Apprentice! CVhicken Tikka Vol-ou-vents! Classy (“,)
• 9:34 PM: omahonydonnelly cheese on stick – I give that to kids at a party!
• 9:34 PM: jaystringer @crazygibbon switch to the apprentice then play the comedy card
• 9:34 PM: BubbleButton Is watching The Apprentice – Cringe worthy!!
• 9:34 PM: paulbeattie cheese on a stick mmm #apprentice
• 9:34 PM: clarissa79 he is getting air-eated in that toga! #apprentice
• 9:34 PM: gillalexander #apprentice What I wouldn’t give to see UpsideDownMouth snarf one of those vol au vonts. Telly gold.
• 9:34 PM: aileenwilliams trying to hide them
• 9:34 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Tikka Cold
• 9:34 PM: asthiggins Its Pineapple on a stick!! #apprentice
• 9:34 PM: ukapprentice Cheese on a stick…I’m cringing….. #apprentice
• 9:34 PM: omahonydonnelly This is starting to look more like the standard of Irish Dragon’s Den. There are usually some sharp people in the crowd.
• 9:35 PM: elfinamsterdam ann yo uhave well behaved kids… i wouldnt give my nephew the stick… god knows what he’d do
• 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhyms – #apprentice – Salsa, Sausage and whatever the other bit is looks horrible
• 9:35 PM: icedcoffee arent bilinis pancake-esque?
• 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly That said, I am getting hungry watching.
• 9:35 PM: niamhsmith Health & Safety risks of tomato chunks on the floor
• 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly health and safety risk — come on!
• 9:35 PM: SarahGriffiths Its not Salsa its Ketchup!!
• 9:35 PM: fontfiddler god I would love a tomatoe
• 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls; Guys aren’t happy with the food
• 9:35 PM: gillalexander #apprentice They’re blinis? No they’re not. They’re tomato surprise insoles.
• 9:35 PM: VicThompson That’s not a blini! #apprentice
• 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly I thought blinis were like pancakes too.
• 9:35 PM: aileenwilliams did they make any money
• 9:35 PM: asthiggins They already had a health and safety risk – thats what you want to hear at a caterng event!
  #apprentice
• 9:35 PM: Hanarrr the apprentice as the best TV show evvvaaarrrrr…how did any of these people get regular jobs let alone a chance to work for Alan Sugar!!
• 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – tomorrow the boardroom
• 9:35 PM: Twitprentice oh dear girls…yasmina you could be on your way out? #apprentice
• 9:35 PM: paulbeattie ooh health and safety got a look in with the ladies! #apprentice
• 9:35 PM: Hanarrr the apprentice as the best TV show evvvaaarrrrr…how did any of these people get regular jobs let alone a chance to work for Alan Sugar!!
• 9:36 PM: paulbeattie Off they go like sheep to a slaughterhouse #apprentice
• 9:36 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice Eeeuuuw. So right.
• 9:36 PM: niamhsmith ‘I’m better than all of them’ – Yasmina
• 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly images of blinis images.google.com
• 9:36 PM: elfinamsterdam the New York one is very quiet this week no?
• 9:36 PM: aileenwilliams scar knife attack in the kitchen
• 9:36 PM: ukapprentice RT @chirpycheepCan‘t tweet about the Apprentice, I need my hands to cover my face in horror! #apprentice
• 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly no one showed any greatness today!
• 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly who was worst?
• 9:36 PM: niamhsmith @elf yeah sisn’t hear much from her last week either?
• 9:36 PM: SarahGriffiths @Elf Yeah the Cream Puff is quiet & Mona – but guess it’s the editing
• 9:36 PM: NotSirAlanSugar I love this but where you have an idea of who’s done bad but no idea who’s made the least money
• 9:36 PM: clarissa79 yasmina could be saved she has a harry potter scar #apprentice
• 9:36 PM: travelling_wolf if I ever meet Yasmina it’ll be a fucking health and safety risk! #apprentice
• 9:36 PM: niamhsmith I think the girls might have been worst
• 9:37 PM: ukapprentice Is Francis still Sir Alan’s PA? #apprentice
• 9:37 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Sir Alan Enters
• 9:37 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah. Team Scrotum’s leader looks exactly like a toby jug.
• 9:37 PM: Twitprentice let the dick swinging begin! #apprentice
• 9:37 PM: niamhsmith Rocky owns 15 sandwich bars – 150 employees
• 9:37 PM: omahonydonnelly Both team leaders should go!
• 9:37 PM: asthiggins Fired and given cooking lessons!! #apprentice
• 9:37 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Maj’s idea for Olympic 2012
• 9:37 PM: nashg #apprentice “Find out who made the most money”?? If either team have escaped without a debt that would make RBS blush, I’ll eat my, er, tea.
• 9:37 PM: Twitprentice is that tea and milk with your sugar suralun? #apprentice
• 9:38 PM: elfinamsterdam did beardy need to wear a mask, surley facial hair is a no no in food prep
• 9:38 PM: aileenwilliams sir alan trying not to laugh
• 9:38 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky, apparently, does not own 15 sandwich bars. He owns 15 “sandwich retail units”. That’s Sirralan told.
• 9:38 PM: niamhsmith @nashg ol
• 9:38 PM: aileenwilliams is sir alan afraid of her i know i am
• 9:38 PM: omahonydonnelly She has a restaurant — I can’t believe it!
• 9:38 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina now…
• 9:38 PM: clarissa79 dont know what the girls are laughing for #apprentice
• 9:38 PM: omahonydonnelly he’s not afraid of anyone
• 9:38 PM: asthiggins Yasmina to go!!!!!
  #apprentice
• 9:38 PM: ukapprentice I actually think the Olympic idea wasn’t bad – the execution was dreadful #ukapprentice
• 9:38 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Girl in Red Dress has one boob higher than the other. Suggest immediate visit to Rigby & Peller.
• 9:38 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – She explains away
• 9:38 PM: niamhsmith Forgot chicken in the chicken wraps eek
• 9:38 PM: niamhsmith AND the hair
• 9:39 PM: omahonydonnelly enjoyed – did anyone enjoy anything — hubby shouting Ireland just scored BTW
• 9:39 PM: elfinamsterdam I’ll have mine with extra hair… and hold the chicken
• 9:39 PM: niamhsmith @gillalexander lol, oh dear
• 9:39 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girl that was in charge of Chicken, forgot to put the chicken in some of them
• 9:39 PM: ukapprentice Go on Margaret, tell it like it is! #ukapprentice
• 9:39 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Yazz might have been a bitch but she won team respect
• 9:39 PM: travelling_wolf Oh Yasmina, blame the cooks for the buffet-roth! #apprentice
• 9:39 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice “no chicken in the chicken wraps” f***s sake
• 9:39 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice don’t forget the hair with the milk and suger! #apprentice
• 9:39 PM: niamhsmith Girls spent £354.77 – client wasn’t happy and paid only £500 of agreed 750. Profit £651.43
• 9:39 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Wonky Tits looks worried. As she should do.
• 9:39 PM: aileenwilliams forgot chicken in wrap girl will be in the boardroom if girls lose
• 9:39 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus, im supprised they paid them anything…
• 9:40 PM: paulbeattie Not a shabby profit for the ladies #apprentice
• 9:40 PM: elfinamsterdam BOYS LOSE!! LOL
• 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Boys spent £821.37, £750 agreed fee was halved, loss £167.76
• 9:40 PM: fontfiddler haha a loss!!!!!
• 9:40 PM: omahonydonnelly did the Irish girl make all the wraps? Was it her hair too!
• 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Girls WIN
• 9:40 PM: aileenwilliams oh god a loss
• 9:40 PM: fontfiddler losers !!!!!
• 9:40 PM: doc1online a good lesson there for everyone on how not to run an event. ever! #apprentice
• 9:40 PM: Twitprentice oh dear boys! #apprentice
• 9:40 PM: omahonydonnelly Boys have a loss! How’s that sandwich boy?!
• 9:40 PM: MartTheGuard @Twitprentice #apprentice heather mills
• 9:40 PM: Wonderbhoy1888 Watching apprentice all those people with diplomas and degrees and they can’t make a sandwich between them
• 9:40 PM: JamesTh #apprentice forgot to add chicken in a chicken wrap lmao
• 9:40 PM: ukapprentice Oooh…Rocky’s team LOST money…where’s your cash cow now? #apprentice
• 9:40 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Shit the boys have made loss!!!!
• 9:40 PM: asthiggins Boys lost!!!! A loss – I dont do losing!!!
  #apprentice
• 9:40 PM: orangeandmilk This could possibly be the singular worst #apprentice performance to date…
• 9:40 PM: aileenwilliams why blame irish girl for hair
• 9:40 PM: elfinamsterdam someone will forget to add the horse
• 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Why are they so excited about learning to play feckin polo? lol
• 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly They wouldn’t get hired again, though.
• 9:41 PM: niamhsmith @elf lol
• 9:41 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum now all look like scrotums. Team Vulva’s tomato fest wins. Wonky tits needs to stuff one in her bra for balance.
• 9:41 PM: VicThompson Don’t look so smug ladies! You were still rubbish #apprentice
• 9:41 PM: Twitprentice hurrah for the girls! #Apprentice
• 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly Who was bad on the boys team?
• 9:41 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Bye bye Rocky!?!?
• 9:41 PM: asthiggins Your treat is to learn how to cook and make wraps!! Polo! Poor horses! #apprentice
• 9:41 PM: travelling_wolf OH MY GOD THE WOMEN’S FOOD MINGED! How is Yasmina not getting crucified?
• 9:41 PM: elfinamsterdam so which hairy back is in for a whipping?
• 9:41 PM: aileenwilliams tomatos and cheap chicken yea
• 9:41 PM: ukapprentice Girls win and go to Ascot to play polo. Some truly strange celebratory dancing ensues #apprentice
• 9:41 PM: paulbeattie Let the games commence, and no I don’t mean the Olympics! #apprentice
• 9:41 PM: elfinamsterdam I see a horse being crippled
• 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly The boys had cold food and cheese on sticks!! Who forgot to turn on the oven?
• 9:42 PM: asthiggins We’ve gone from Bellini to Verdi to the Dark Knight to Handel – quite cultural!! #apprentice
• 9:42 PM: paulbeattie That was a pathetic attempt at mounting that horse #apprentice
• 9:42 PM: gillalexander #apprentice The demoralised Scrotums troop out of the boardroom. Who will be brought back in? Beard and Toby Jug?
• 9:42 PM: Twitprentice who should be fired? #apprentice
• 9:42 PM: PeterPaega Polo as a treat!!! I’d want an Extra Strong mint as a bare minimum for winning! #apprentice
• 9:42 PM: niamhsmith can’t decide which boy was worst?
• 9:42 PM: tracyhunt68 SurAlan is so grumpy..
• 9:42 PM: Leigh_Griffin Bye bye Rocky! #Apprentice
• 9:42 PM: omahonydonnelly sandwich boy should have known better
• 9:43 PM: aileenwilliams oh dear its a hurt inside
• 9:43 PM: omahonydonnelly They are so two-faced.
• 9:43 PM: niamhsmith I fel like when my cat dies = being brought into board room
• 9:43 PM: gillalexander #apprentice HA! The Wide-Mouthed Frog is wearing green. Most appropriate. Perhaps he is sitting on a lily pad.
• 9:43 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice I wouldn’t have bought a meal from either team. And Rocky’s a sandwich making expert?
• 9:43 PM: Leigh_Griffin Am I the only one that finds it scary that they were allowed to feed people? The Beeb must have amazingly comprehensive liability insura …
• 9:43 PM: stackee @mozy19 Loving Ballack, eh? Me? Not so much!
• 9:43 PM: omahonydonnelly backfired on him, yup.
• 9:44 PM: ukapprentice Rocky has to be favourite to go…#apprentice
• 9:44 PM: Twitprentice time for the blaming and ego destructions! #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: jopearcephoto #apprentice those girls had a lucky escape – but the boys were supercrap.
• 9:44 PM: denelibar My Aunty Rose would have done better than the boys with her famous egg sandwiches and cheese and pineapple on sticks, #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: elfinamsterdam I feel like my cat died in there??? wtf?? did he say that?
• 9:44 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh *phew* thought i was hearing things
• 9:44 PM: Twitprentice time for the blaming and ego destructions! #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “I feel like I did when my cat died!” said hardened businessman
• 9:44 PM: paulbeattie Rocky to go? It was poorly managed #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: clarissa79 i feel like my cat died, it is a hurt inside #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: aileenwilliams here’s the fight
• 9:44 PM: SarahGriffiths @Leigh_Griffin – think they were supervised, and they had 2 sinks, so covered
• 9:44 PM: VicThompson @Twitprentice all of them!
• 9:44 PM: asthiggins Rocky down for the count I fear!
  #apprentice
• 9:44 PM: Twitprentice i want a polo shirt like the girls ones! #apprentice
• 9:45 PM: elfinamsterdam Im sitting here *having* to look at you Sir Allan… way to go dickbox
• 9:45 PM: Twitprentice here’s a tip in the boardroom…keep your mouth shut unless spoken to…. #apprentice
• 9:45 PM: Biddy1958 Have they all been given Apprentice Issue blue contact lenses this week ? It isnt enough.Heat still won’t feature any of them as a ‘hottie’.
• 9:45 PM: Biddy1958 Off to a bad start from the very beginning ?!
• 9:45 PM: gillalexander #apprentice As Sirralan places himself on his booster seat, Rocky Toby Jug looked worried. As well he might.
• 9:45 PM: ian9outof10 Well, that result was a surprise and a half. Very poor cost management from the losing team
• 9:45 PM: niamhsmith ooh al getting personla now
• 9:46 PM: VicThompson Surely Rocky has to go? #apprentice
• 9:46 PM: asthiggins Sir Allan you are wrong – I have to look at you – bold words #apprentice
• 9:46 PM: elfinamsterdam Taste success in your spit…. not after that food …. thats sick you taste boy
• 9:46 PM: omahonydonnelly Alan won’t like them fighting at the table. That guy has a way with words – spit
• 9:46 PM: aileenwilliams other than your big gob
• 9:46 PM: niamhsmith 180 pounds on props, rest of expenditure on ingredients
• 9:46 PM: Twitprentice i would fire the guy who done the negotiating..he was hopeless! #apprentice
• 9:46 PM: omahonydonnelly What is with the blue eye? that is freaky!
• 9:47 PM: elfinamsterdam Why is only ONE of his ears red…. … yellow tie big eared boy
• 9:47 PM: travelling_wolf should stop watching the #apprentice as it’s depression in a tv show
• 9:47 PM: clarissa79 i bet he’s tasted worse things in his spit #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum now tearing into one another. The Beard shakes his head, creating a breeze that ruffles St Margaret’s coiffure.
• 9:47 PM: ukapprentice “What did you actually bring to the table besides your big gob?” Excellent #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: niamhsmith They all think £60 a head was strange – but went to client with it anyway
• 9:47 PM: fontfiddler my cat died lol
• 9:47 PM: fontfiddler ok I absolutely hate……
• 9:47 PM: fontfiddler In this years apprentice….
• 9:47 PM: mcpolin Beginning to love that guy from northern ireland on the apprentice.
• 9:47 PM: icedcoffee (hashtag #theapprentice should be caught here)
• 9:47 PM: fontfiddler ha ha taste success in his spit
• 9:47 PM: ukapprentice RT @no1lawyerFire the lot! They r all shit.
• 9:47 PM: asthiggins When I wake up in the morning I feel sucess in my spit – sometimes – sometimes the wrap from the day before! #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: lucy1989 Some classic lines coming from the apprentice tonight!
• 9:47 PM: soulmate02 “When you wake up, you can taste success in your spit” ROFLMAO #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: helenroper Rocky is a div but has lovely eyes #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: Twitprentice Peter to go… #apprentice
• 9:47 PM: omahonydonnelly Spiv! You’re fired. Though I think he’s the cutest
• 9:47 PM: aileenwilliams must look for the spit thing in the morning
• 9:48 PM: niamhsmith A total mess – Sir Alan
• 9:48 PM: ian9outof10 The battery on my N95 is doing less than a day now. Think I might need a new battery, or a new phone.
• 9:48 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Nick’s pursed mouth resembles an anus that’s just been given the bad news about the power of laxatives.
• 9:48 PM: omahonydonnelly Negotiator or Rocky – which one out?
• 9:48 PM: Twitprentice i would fire the guy who done the negotiating..he was hopeless! #apprentice
• 9:48 PM: SarahGriffiths Predict: James to go
• 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Customer ony paid half – more than generous according to Nick
• 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Them = tacky
• 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Theme=tacky
• 9:48 PM: aileenwilliams who who who
• 9:48 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh really *shocker* tacky and the apprentice…. hmmm
• 9:48 PM: fontfiddler I ‘ve been watchin you…he’s a bit gay in’it
• 9:49 PM: omahonydonnelly don’t argue with Nick – “I made it my business”
• 9:49 PM: niamhsmith James & Harry back with Rocky in the boardroom
• 9:49 PM: paulbeattie Seems like Rocky is a little removed from the basics of his business #apprentice
• 9:49 PM: elfinamsterdam if you lose do you have to surrender the ultra blue contacts?
• 9:49 PM: asthiggins That one guy looks like a young Ian Beale from Eastenders #apprentice
• 9:49 PM: paulbeattie Don’t argue with Nick, thats a bad move! #apprentice
• 9:49 PM: omahonydonnelly cutey gets saved – can’t believe it
• 9:49 PM: tezzer57 I wouldn’t employ either of the teams, completely clueless #apprenticeuk
• 9:49 PM: aileenwilliams spit gob to go
• 9:49 PM: fontfiddler the guy in the green shirt looks like a fish!
• 9:49 PM: nikkithomson ‘I made it my business to watch you for some time’ with *that* look … oooh Nick!!! #apprentice
• 9:49 PM: asthiggins You will not escape the net!!!! #apprentice
• 9:50 PM: nashg #apprentice “well, I watched you very carefully; in fact I made it my business to watch you very carefully indeed.” The man is Satan!
• 9:50 PM: Twitprentice bad choice Rocky…looks like you may go now…. #apprentice
• 9:50 PM: ukapprentice James and Howard to be brought back into the boardroom with Rocky #apprentice
• 9:50 PM: GoldielocksCRO leader of boys team on apprentice looks like Just Jack
• 9:50 PM: niamhsmith that was a very husky “Hello” from the reception lady!!
• 9:50 PM: NotSirAlanSugar #apprentice Predict Rocky to go. James did well. Howard won last week. Boys are a shambles
• 9:50 PM: elfinamsterdam Rocky looks like hes crapping himself
• 9:50 PM: clarissa79 how dare we women focus on a king who beheaded his women and changed the laws of the land to suit his libido. bad ladies bit.ly
• 9:50 PM: paulbeattie Ooh a trendy new phone in the boardroom this series. #apprentice
• 9:50 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Wide Mouthed Frog, Toby Jug and somebody else coming back into the boardroom. Silence. Who will go?
• 9:50 PM: aileenwilliams rocky on the ropes hee hee
• 9:51 PM: niamhsmith James a bit hurt – don’t tell him about the dead cat Jimmy!
• 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams hopefully james
• 9:51 PM: Twitprentice howard, rocky or james? #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice Not sure Sir Alan seems fairly clicked on as to what the other two are going to do #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Boxing gags ahoy #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: clarissa79 get rid of james #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: asthiggins James to go I think – Rocky is young Sir Alan likes that
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• 9:51 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh lol lol
• 9:51 PM: ukapprentice How many Rocky boxing comments do we have to endure. Sir Alan just said he was on the ropes #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams so so hurt
• 9:51 PM: fontfiddler james is a freak!
• 9:51 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice My vote’s with James #apprentice
• 9:51 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah. Anonymous bloke is called James. Toby Jug now trying to place the blame. All Scrotums look shrivelled.
• 9:51 PM: niamhsmith James is most annoying to Sir Alan I think he’ll go
• 9:51 PM: omahonydonnelly he’s well spoken for being so young — other guy is whinger and Alan doesn’t like that — The Hurt!
• 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams i am your prized poscession
• 9:51 PM: elfinamsterdam James is a Twat…..Diamond made from crap
• 9:52 PM: omahonydonnelly Alan won’t like James – I’m usually wrong though.
• 9:52 PM: travelling_wolf Yeah, James is a gobshite cockhead. Rocky’s just a wee lad!
• 9:52 PM: asthiggins Don’t ignore Margaret!! #apprentice
• 9:52 PM: aileenwilliams he has a foot and mouth problem
• 9:52 PM: elfinamsterdam James you didnt learn how to cook
• 9:52 PM: fontfiddler table love!
• 9:52 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice how those 3 hate each other
• 9:52 PM: BrockleyCentral #apprentice the spit of success, the faeces of glory and the earwax of triumph
• 9:52 PM: niamhsmith Stop banging me table
• 9:52 PM: fontfiddler lol he is fecked
• 9:52 PM: aileenwilliams hes an eejit
• 9:52 PM: SarahGriffiths can’t stand table tappers – and that was low…firing both
• 9:52 PM: icedcoffee what has he learnt? he never finished that sentence after banging the table
• 9:52 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “Foot in mouth problem”? I beg to differ. Olympic cuisine resembled Foot and Mouth problem.
• 9:52 PM: paulbeattie James is starting to piss Sir Alan off now #apprentice
• 9:52 PM: niamhsmith I think you should fire the pair of them – oh James
• 9:52 PM: fontfiddler ohh fish boy!
• 9:52 PM: omahonydonnelly wanker! the pair of them
• 9:53 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Bang that table one more time!! Doh. James is drowning
• 9:53 PM: paulbeattie James is so far up his own arse for Sir Alan to keep him #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: clarissa79 eye of the tiger rocky, come on #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: Twitprentice RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: asthiggins James to go!!!! #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: Twitprentice RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: garretkeogh RT: @narflet: ‘I know I’ve got a foot and mouth problem’ – comedy gold. I love it. #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: stormyjoolz lime green shirt should go #apprentice
• 9:53 PM: niamhsmith Rocky – I learn from my mistakes, work 7 days a week – good response
• 9:53 PM: fontfiddler ahh I like the young lad!
• 9:53 PM: omahonydonnelly I like Rocky too!
• 9:54 PM: Jon75 Gone off Rocky a bit. he needs that spot squeezing! #apprentice
• 9:54 PM: CityCreep #apprentice. Come on guys. Where’s the dignity.
• 9:54 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice ‘I’m a lot more of a man than I was at 16′ … well, I would hope so, Rocky!
• 9:54 PM: ShivHarrison #apprentice my bets are on James, the others have potential
• 9:54 PM: aileenwilliams lime green is an a–e licker
• 9:54 PM: icedcoffee cant really pick him just cos he’s team leader
• 9:54 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice it’s gotta be James to go
• 9:54 PM: asthiggins Here it comes….. #apprentice
• 9:54 PM: hitam_manis I think Howard should get fired #Apprentice
• 9:54 PM: fontfiddler Howard is dead inside!
• 9:54 PM: niamhsmith Howard – you should have stepped in. Eeek
• 9:54 PM: aileenwilliams he looks too young to run 2 pubs
• 9:54 PM: elfinamsterdam Get rid of James
• 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Your resUme? Sir alan tut tut
• 9:55 PM: icedcoffee resume eh?
• 9:55 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky is sweating. Anonymous bloke relaxed. WideMouthFrog looks like he’s just swallowed a wasp rather than a fly. who will go?
• 9:55 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Rocky should go for the whitehead beneath his left nostril
• 9:55 PM: VicThompson RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice (via @Twitprentice)
• 9:55 PM: asthiggins No more waffle!!! #apprentice
• 9:55 PM: Twitprentice looks like Rocky maybe on his way #apprentice
• 9:55 PM: elfinamsterdam OOOOH
• 9:55 PM: aileenwilliams waffle see they should have served waffles
• 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Oh no not Rocky
• 9:55 PM: fontfiddler noooooo
• 9:55 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen lol
• 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Aww nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
• 9:56 PM: SarahGriffiths Poor little Rocky
• 9:56 PM: niamhsmith Jimmy is gone next chance Sir ALan gets – I hope!
• 9:56 PM: elfinamsterdam Poor Rocky… he doesnt have the eye of the tiger
• 9:56 PM: fontfiddler ok so I hate and I mean hate…..
• 9:56 PM: omahonydonnelly aw poor Rocky
• 9:56 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky? Rocky? Rocky is fired!!!! His “sandwich retail operation” will no doubt succeed as he dresses staff in togas in future.
• 9:56 PM: asthiggins Rocky knock out – James will make good tely!
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• 9:56 PM: CanDoCanBe #apprentice Rocky has got the finger! He’s fired. Over and out
• 9:56 PM: ukapprentice Sir Alan fires Rocky #apprentice Shame really. Also a shame was the barrage of imagery Sir Alan used in firing him
• 9:56 PM: niamhsmith @fontfiddler go on
• 9:56 PM: aileenwilliams poor rocky where’s the taxi
• 9:56 PM: elfinamsterdam why is rocky wearin a doorman coat?
• 9:56 PM: omahonydonnelly Don’t worry about that!
• 9:56 PM: NotSirAlanSugar And I nearly changed my mind! No geting away from it tho. The sandwich expert made a loss making sandwiches
• 9:56 PM: fontfiddler JAMES!!!!!!! for this season @elfinamsterdam
• 9:57 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty… you hate James then?
• 9:57 PM: niamhsmith Good call fontfiddler
• 9:57 PM: Twitprentice Rocky, you blew it by taking the wrong guys in the boardroom…james should of gone! #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: gillalexander #apprentice the Beard predicts Rocky will come back. How wrong can a beard be?
• 9:57 PM: omahonydonnelly I don’t like any of them!
• 9:57 PM: paulbeattie The look of disappointment that James is back #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: CareeRevolution James seems to have a massive hit list from twitter! #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: hitam_manis Omg! I don’t think that was the right decision, at all! #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: aileenwilliams oh dear back stabbing begins
• 9:57 PM: icedcoffee saying ‘the wrong two’ – who should have been chosen should be their question
• 9:57 PM: Jess_Is_More Apprentice Rocky – squeeze that fucking spot!
• 9:57 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Rocky gone – right decision! #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: denelibar Hahaha, loving the shock on everyones face when mouth almighty walked back into the flat #apprentice
• 9:57 PM: marktierney Rocky is an aesthetic loss, if nothing else. Pleased I got Philip in the office Apprentice sweepstake though.
• 9:57 PM: fontfiddler HATE HATE HATE….AH I feel much better now that decision has been made
• 9:58 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice How can one feel a “little bit gutted”? When were there gradations of guttedness? Over to “You’re Fired” now.
• 9:58 PM: paulbeattie What calamity next week?#apprentice
• 9:58 PM: niamhsmith Next week – inventing a piece of home fitness equipment hahaha
• 9:58 PM: elfinamsterdam I dont like the trader that got fired from his real job.. the gavin henson fella
• 9:58 PM: paulbeattie Inventing home fitness equipment?!?! #apprentice
• 9:58 PM: SarahGriffiths Who’s putting the kettle on then ?
• 9:58 PM: elfinamsterdam Beeb 2!!!!
• 9:58 PM: fontfiddler ok
• 9:58 PM: icedcoffee seriously, dont make me waste an hr watching this next week. please.
• 9:58 PM: aileenwilliams i’m out of breath
• 9:58 PM: fontfiddler woo hoo!
• 9:58 PM: omahonydonnelly Hope next week is better!!!! Guess it’s better when the teams get smaller.
• 9:59 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil but you’ll miss us
• 9:59 PM: asthiggins Will they can use their Olympic experience for that I guess #apprentice
• 9:59 PM: NotSirAlanSugar #apprentice next time: exercise equipment
• 9:59 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee ot will be the best hr you ever wasted boy!
• 9:59 PM: Twitprentice Lesson 2, careful what you find in your sandwiches in the City! #apprentice
• 9:59 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice have probably lost 1kg in weight rushing from kitchen tv to computer. sprint skillz handy.
• 9:59 PM: omahonydonnelly thanks @elfinamsterdam for setting this up. Good fun.
• 10:00 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann thanks for joining in!
• 10:00 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice Whats lesson 1? #apprentice
• 10:00 PM: chloeruth Everyone in this year’s Apprentice is RUBBISH. I miss Raef!
• 10:00 PM: icedcoffee @elf @fonty i think we should get a chatroom somewhere and set a schedule
• 10:00 PM: elfinamsterdam So what will Rocky say to defend himself
• 10:00 PM: aileenwilliams thanks elfie i’m exhausted
• 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil ok we will have to chat about that then sounds fun
• 10:01 PM: niamhsmith That was fun – see you all again next week?
• 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen … you’ll sleep well so
• 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @Niamh yep!
• 10:01 PM: Twitprentice What should Rockies going away present be from the show? #apprentice
• 10:01 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee we are still talking about the apprentce ..right lol
• 10:01 PM: icedcoffee this is kinda fun, but without the crap tv it could be a little more fun
• 10:01 PM: icedcoffee @elf
• 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam Nick on the BEEB2
• 10:01 PM: Twitprentice @paulbeattie Lesson 1 was don’t ask a lawyer to wash your car! #apprentice
• 10:01 PM: icedcoffee @fonty eh no – apprentice is crap
• 10:02 PM: aileenwilliams see u all next week elf for the apprentice next year
• 10:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @Phil the live blog is good craic, the best was at the Obama Innaug,
• 10:02 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice surprise choice for the guillotine, no?
• 10:02 PM: asthiggins Nick is on Your Fired – fish lips!! #apprentice
• 10:02 PM: Twitprentice i’m a model #apprentice
• 10:02 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice Not over yet. “You’re Fired” must-watch tv. From brief clip, think Breezeblock face will feature strongly next week.
• 10:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @Aileen, god no … i’d be rubbish!
• 10:03 PM: travelling_wolf thank god no more #apprentice stress for a week. So knackering. Much prefer days out.
• 10:03 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Yay! Nick “Mouth Anus” is on You’re Fired! Tremendous. Dear me. Rocky going bald at 21.
• 10:03 PM: Twitprentice @gillalexander TV gold! #apprentice
• 10:03 PM: elfinamsterdam Ahhh poor Rocky is “a bit upset” but not so hurt he thinks his cat died
• 10:03 PM: asthiggins I think Rocky is wearing Sir Alan”s suit! #apprentice
• 10:03 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice Nick gives his reaction on BBC2 … excellent!!!
• 10:03 PM: icedcoffee @elf yeah i dont think i was here for obama – was on twitter and watching it
• 10:04 PM: ukapprentice Rocky and Adrian (Chiles) on BBC2 now. The Masterchef guy among others are on the panel #apprentice
• 10:04 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil suzybie set it up and it was great as I was alone ion the office so could chat away!
• 10:04 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “if you win it, you should have won it”? How did Dale Carnegie manage without these words of wisdom? Inexplicable.
• 10:05 PM: fontfiddler oh my god @elfinamsterdam your man I hate from master chief is on the programme!
• 10:05 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ooh, Greg “SHOUTY” Torode here to give us his words of wisdom.
• 10:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty i know… nick and hated masterchef guy
• 10:05 PM: asthiggins I’m a Young Lad from the North of England!!! Oh please
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• 10:05 PM: snedwan @ukapprentice they should be good at inventing something to exercise the wrist or jaw, they are all cock sucking wankers #apprentice
• 10:06 PM: fontfiddler He loves Rocky cause he is a man! man love all the way
• 10:06 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “When he’s went in there…” Oh Rocky. Give up the sandwiches and go to night school, pet.
• 10:06 PM: paulbeattie THis should be a good laugh with Adrian Chiles #apprentice
• 10:06 PM: Ainz90 Seriously no one else thinks Philip is fit???????? #apprentice
• 10:06 PM: icedcoffee @elf heehee Fonty is good isnt it lol
• 10:06 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Doesn’t Greg thingy (Wallace?) look EXACTLY like a boiled egg wearing glasses?
• 10:06 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice Greg Wallice on the panel on BBC2
• 10:06 PM: SarahGriffiths @Ainz90 Yes I would give him the contract
• 10:07 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil yeah fonty is hilarious
• 10:07 PM: fontfiddler HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
• 10:07 PM: asthiggins Further South? I love the North/South divide issue! #apprentice
• 10:07 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty … yep she’s called Left , second name Hand
• 10:07 PM: clarissa79 what gregg you’ve got a girlfriend? is this one of your infamous 20-year-olds attracted to your fame #apprentice
• 10:08 PM: fontfiddler HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND ALL RIGHT SHE WALKS LIKE JOHN WAYNE< AND PLAYS FOR MAN U
• 10:08 PM: icedcoffee we’re not supposed to believe anything the ‘comedian’ says, right??
• 10:08 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee….she is ..just not funny!
• 10:08 PM: SarahGriffiths
• 10:09 PM: elfinamsterdam yep … thats the idea Phil…. shes there “for the laugh” just like the contestants
• 10:09 PM: elfinamsterdam you like him Sarah?
• 10:09 PM: icedcoffee tv is shit.
• 10:09 PM: asthiggins Who are the Chippendales? The strippers??? #apprentice
• 10:10 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil, yep… well self selected tv is ok, but general tv is rubbish
• 10:10 PM: SarahGriffiths @Elf Ya think…yes would make a great Cosmo center fold / centrefold
• 10:10 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “Ah put mesel forward and mead discisions.” Bad idea of the week, Rocky.
• 10:10 PM: fontfiddler @Elf/
• 10:11 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah Cosmo do centerfolds??
• 10:11 PM: asthiggins Slap – spank – Nick behave! #apprentice
• 10:11 PM: paulbeattie Howard should have got a slap for that green shirt #apprentice
• 10:11 PM: NotSirAlanSugar And I though I was being tight pointing out Rocky’s spot. The #Apprentice You’re Fired are cruel
• 10:11 PM: icedcoffee RESuMé
• 10:11 PM: fontfiddler Hate masterchief guy arghhhhhhhhhhh
• 10:11 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ha! Sirralan doesn’t know who anonymous man is either. Am vindicated.
• 10:12 PM: fontfiddler SHUT up MAsterchief guy!
• 10:12 PM: asthiggins Whats a re-su-may??? Ain’t it called a CV here (American eating peanut butter now!) #apprentice
• 10:13 PM: icedcoffee @fonty shush about masterchief guy (look you made me get my e and i mixed up and have to delete it and correct it etc)
• 10:13 PM: rosevibe ..how does that qualify as post natal depression?! Izzy is actually the HIGHLIGHT of my day, surely with PND i’d avoid her?
• 10:13 PM: SarahGriffiths James will regret putting that on his Resssumay
• 10:13 PM: ukapprentice RT @Jymsym New blog post: The Apprentice: The Food In-Fighting business-powerpack.com
• 10:13 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah … you think? How could you even think about puting that ANYWHERE let alone a CV
• 10:14 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee …I just can’t let it go…ha ha had a little pee lol
• 10:14 PM: icedcoffee hee peeeeeeeeed in his pants
• 10:14 PM: paulbeattie James pissed himself in the boardroom!!!!! #apprentice
• 10:14 PM: SarahGriffiths He is going to get well ribbed man
• 10:14 PM: asthiggins Lovely James peed in his pants – he started sounding all Russell Brand there! #apprentice
• 10:15 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “A bit of pee – only a little bit”. I hope he doesn’t get too excited next week
• 10:16 PM: elfinamsterdam I dont like James atall
• 10:16 PM: elfinamsterdam Awh … so so cute!
• 10:17 PM: fontfiddler
• 10:17 PM: fontfiddler doesn’t sir alan look like teddy Ruckspin
• 10:17 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty who?
• 10:18 PM: ukapprentice Wow, Rocky could have actually played for Middlebrough, but had his career cut short by injury. Southgate could use him now… #apprentice
• 10:18 PM: asthiggins Strange James is starting to grow on me – just won’t get too close!!! #apprentice
• 10:18 PM: fontfiddler Teddy Rukspin
• 10:18 PM: fontfiddler
• 10:18 PM: SarahGriffiths @font Beardy Weirdy….he does a little
• 10:18 PM: gillalexander #apprentice I shouldn’t worry about not playing for Middlesborough in the Premiership, Rocky. They’re getting relegated for sure.
• 10:18 PM: icedcoffee a little cunt?
• 10:18 PM: fontfiddler seeeee
• 10:18 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil exactly what i thought so the first time
• 10:19 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Yasmina just declared “They might describe me as a little blunt?” Two consonants out, dearie.
• 10:19 PM: icedcoffee @elf i noticed – i liked it
• 10:19 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty you are strange
• 10:19 PM: fontfiddler her we go masterchief women trenches….
• 10:19 PM: elfinamsterdam lol Basil Sir Allan
• 10:20 PM: lizconneely ‘they might describe me as a little blunt’…. do you think she misheard? #apprentice
• 10:20 PM: fontfiddler @Elf go into the coner
• 10:20 PM: asthiggins You’re executed – love it for the next season! #apprentice
• 10:21 PM: ukapprentice Wow, Rocky could have actually played for Middlesbrough, but had his career cut short by injury. Southgate could use him now… #apprentice
• 10:21 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL your food was better but she managed to make some money from it
• 10:21 PM: fontfiddler Ah yeah the man food was better surprise surprise from man love masterchief!
• 10:22 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus the girls were AWFUL
• 10:22 PM: fontfiddler ha ha I love that bit!
• 10:22 PM: JonCart Like many people from today’s #G20 protests, I’m now looking forward to settling down with a cup of tea and The Apprentice.
• 10:23 PM: okesanne Thought that Rocky deserved another chance but he should have taken Philip in the boardroom. #apprentice
• 10:23 PM: fontfiddler Shut it masterchief
• 10:23 PM: Fettster Seriously, can anyone one on the apprentice run a piss up in a brewery? They should give the chance to tramps off the street.
• 10:23 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Heather will keep referring to “canopies”. However, she has “heard” of blinis.
• 10:23 PM: TheApprentice5 Paddy Power odds suggest that Ben and James are two of the most likely winners of The Apprentice 2009. snipurl.com
• 10:23 PM: doktorb the girls pitch #apprentice – superb cringe-worthy tv gold and a facepalm from Margaret
• 10:24 PM: paulbeattie Tune into BBC2, apprentice your fired is hilarious! #apprentice
• 10:24 PM: Calypso2 @gillalexander #appentice love that “heard of blinis”. what is collective IQ I wonder.
• 10:24 PM: ukapprentice Shappi Khorsandi is hilarious #apprentice
• 10:24 PM: ant1402 Bruschetta IS always a favourite!! #apprentice
• 10:25 PM: sunshine08 I absolutely love “You’re Fired” – far and away the best bit of the apprentice.
• 10:25 PM: asthiggins Does John Terry moan this much!!! #apprentice
• 10:25 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice IQ less than the sum of all the tomatoes they inflicted on their unwilling public.
• 10:26 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL Red eye Nick
• 10:26 PM: fontfiddler ahhh I love NIcK…strange little chap!
• 10:27 PM: gillalexander #apprentice I suspect the previously anonymous chap Nick the Anus is watching is now DOOMED.
• 10:27 PM: fontfiddler Shut up MASTERCHIEF!
• 10:27 PM: icedcoffee later all
• 10:27 PM: elfinamsterdam Ok Phil… laters!
• 10:27 PM: icedcoffee (of course he wont contradict a decision made by sirrrralan
• 10:27 PM: fontfiddler bye Phil
• 10:28 PM: icedcoffee by elfy and fonty
• 10:28 PM: icedcoffee *bye
• 10:28 PM: asthiggins You can run but you can not hide – Nick needs his own show!!!
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• 10:28 PM: elfinamsterdam nah you can buy Fonty
• 10:28 PM: SarahGriffiths Laters, thanks @elf for sorting this again, made a dull show more entertaining. “Belonni” to the Apprentice message board, see ya’s next week
• 10:28 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah no problem lovely to have you comment!
• 10:28 PM: fontfiddler for a double decker
• 10:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty or half a Double Decker
• 10:29 PM: muppet94 Nick & Margaret are the only reasons to watch The Apprentice!
• 10:29 PM: JennyFlintoft Watching Nick on “The Apprentice – You’re Fired”….he’s turning into a comedy villain before my very eyes
• 10:29 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Was Rocky right to go? Yes of course he was. Audience fools. Parting gift, Olympic cufflinks. Right up there with Xmas socks.
• 10:29 PM: Calypso2 @gillalexander @gibbzer a slur on tomatoes, I feel. Think you are right about minus zone.
• 10:29 PM: susanegreen the apprentice: you’re fired is hilarious tonight!!
• 10:29 PM: irlbinky ah the apprentice you’re fired was sooo funny
• 10:29 PM: jamesosb I think Nick and Margret would make a lovely old couple lol #apprentice
• 10:29 PM: ukapprentice Rocky’s parting gifts: Olympic cufflinks & a Middlesbrough shirt signed by the 1st team. Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds! #apprentice
• 10:29 PM: fontfiddler Thanks @Elf…just saying it cause everyone else is….your a slag really though
• 10:30 PM: elfinamsterdam Ok …. we are done for this week! Thanks to everyone!