Elf in Amsterdam » Live Blogging http://elfinamsterdam.com Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:06:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Live Blog Apprentice: S04E09 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/20/apprentice-s04e09/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/20/apprentice-s04e09/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 19:29:50 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=1075 Hello you lovely people.

Despite quiet week, you know the feeling, it never rains but it pours and this weekend it rained all over my bed!

Quite literally there was a tsunami-esque flood from the upstairs apartment/roof into and all over my bed. :(
Anyhow, I will post with photos, hopefully tomorrow.

In the meantime with the lovely lovely Darren of Culch.ie we will be liveblogging our favourite show.

Join us and bitch and moan, laugh, jeer and sulk

]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/20/apprentice-s04e09/feed/ 1 Live Blog Apprentice: S04E08 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/13/apprentices04e08/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/13/apprentices04e08/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 18:43:03 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=1054 Yes its here,
despite our mixup last week we are back on track

The Apprentice Season 4 Episode 8

will be liveblogged here and on culch.ie tonight from 8.45pm (GMT)

To join in just add a comment in the window below once the program starst and we’ll add you.

We’d love to hear your smart assed comments so come on in! :)

]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/05/13/apprentices04e08/feed/ 1 Live Blog: Apprentice S04E06 – Part 2 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/29/live-blog-apprentice-s04e06-part-2/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/29/live-blog-apprentice-s04e06-part-2/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:27:19 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=1049 Starts Here – in conjunction with Culch.ie
8.50pm GMT

Join us!!

]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/29/live-blog-apprentice-s04e06-part-2/feed/ 3 Elf’s Drinky Links (VIII) http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/25/elfs-drinky-links-viii/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/25/elfs-drinky-links-viii/#comments Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:43:19 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=996 This week marks the start of the Dutch Holiday Season.

As I mentioned last week, all the national holidays come in a big glut from now till June 1st after which we have ne’re a long weekend in sight till Christmas.

It all kicks off with the Queens day festival, 30th April, marking the birthday of the Queen Beatrix (well actually her mothers birthday, but as QB’s birthday is in January, the pragmatic choice was to leave things in March)

(cc) Jalou
(cc) Jalou

Anyhow, there is Koninginnenacht, the Queens Night, the evening of the 29th, mostly celebrated in The Hague, but also celebrated wherever there is alcohol. Once work finishes the bars open and all hell breaks loose. The next day is Queens Day, Koninginnedag. Amsterdam is awash with Orange, and stalls appear everywhere, selling anything from a broken teapot to a donut, from a dress mannequin to a dental mirror and everything in between. Needles to say with5 days left people are already laying claim to the “best” plots on pavements and the like, marking their turf by writing BEZET in some manner on the ground

Next week my Mum is coming to visit for the festivities, but I do promise to post a round up of it all here.

In honour of this National Day our cocktail this week includes 4 essential Dutch ingredients, no not Hash, Cheese, Tulips and Arrogance…..

Something from BOLS, Genever (Dutch Gin) Orange Colour and the word Dutch!

dutch-cocktail

Comfortable Young Dutch

  • ½ shot BOLS Genever (young)
  • 1½ shots  Southern Comfort
  • ½ shots  Freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • 2 shots Freshly squeezed orange juice

Add all ingredients to an iced shaker.
Shake and strain into an ice filled old fashioned glass.

Liquored Up? now lets get Linkered Up!

All this recession talk would have you believe nothing is happening in the shops these days, but I think thats Bull!

And so do Panti, Rick, Redmum, Ian, the Guardian and even CNN

RTE 9 0′clock news

Click here to view the embedded video.

Full CCTV Video

Click here to view the embedded video.

Last night I got a wonderful invite from @kittynel to go for a cruise through the canals on her new boat!

It was gezellig hoor! :P

Twitter News

We all know Oprah joined Twitter recently, but not to be outdone on the emerald isle, our own fair female shlebs piled onto the social networking train…. Twink, Lorraine Keane, Grainne Seoige, Bláthnaid NíChofaigh, Amanda Brunker and Glenda Gilson all joined very recently and are trying to figure out what the hell is going on!

Speaking, or tweeting about whats hot, Friday saw #doylejoke day. On prompt of @lecraic’s jibe about tweetbombing @darraghdoyle for his “bad” jokes, AJ offered a limited edition Helvetica Moleskine notebook to the best “worst” joke tweeted by 5.30

My last top twitter tale, is this  – Development of a method of tweeting using brain activity

That’s right, no keyboards, just a red cap fitted with electrodes that monitor brain activity, hooked up to a computer flashing letters on a screen. Wilson sent the messages by concentrating on the letters he wanted to “type,” then focusing on the word “twit” at the bottom of the screen to post the message.

The development could be a lifeline for people with “locked-in syndrome” — whose brains function normally but who cannot speak or move because of injury or disease.

Blogger News

Some bloggers need YOUR HELP

The ladies of Gaelick what to know

What the velvet hearts on the tree trunks along East Wall are for?

Panti would like your help resurrecting a lovely turn of phrase

“To Beat the Band”

The Culchies are up in arms, about the possibility of a musical based on the life of Jade Goody with songs such as “DOH! Whats a Dear” and Lottie’s suggestion of Don’t Cry For Me East Anglia? Suggestions on a postcard to the Beeb, where we are sure it will be their new 12 part search for a star.dsc01154

Other thing happening in the blogosphere, Lilly Collison has moved blog home, she’s now a WP blogger!
Check out her new WWW place of residence www.lilycollison.com

My 2nd appearance on Desked – My Home desk  —>

Biff Sniff has some pretty cool tshirts to mark the demise of the global market economy – click on the image to get your shirt!

Wantsies and Other Stuff

Every Elf has wantsies – and coming up to my birthday…. here are a few of my pointlessly favourite things:

Singing Gizmo from Gremlins – you have to watch the video

Click here to view the embedded video.

Zip up headphones
Mine are always in a mass of knots! They even have a volume control on the zipper! :)

Noma Bar’s May 2009 Limited Edition Cover for Esquire

and finally: I leave you with two natural wonders:

Northern Lights (as I know they are @fontfiddler’s favourtie thing ever)

Click here to view the embedded video.

and
Scenes from the zoo

According to the World Association of Zoos and Aquariums (WAZA), over 600 million visitors pass through the gates of over 1,300 zoological parks, reserves and aquariums worldwide every year. Springtime brings many new animals to these parks as well, as newborns. Collected here are some photographs from zoos and aquariums around the world from the past couple of months. Don’t forget that 2009 has been designated as the “year of the gorilla” by the United Nations. (37 photos total)

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]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/25/elfs-drinky-links-viii/feed/ 2 Live Blog: Apprentice S04E05 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/22/apprentice-s04e05/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/22/apprentice-s04e05/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:36:49 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=866 So last week we said goodbye to the lovely Paula Jones in the scandal-wood disaster!

She wasn’t the hottest at the aul counting, but she goes away, not exactly smelling of Roses, but Sandalwood!
Confusing the price of Ceder and Sandal wood scents up, the team ended up spending £700 on scents alone, oh noes!!
Never fear, she got a promotion on returning to her old job, and is entering the blogosphere with a blog about her new shop “A Few of My Favorite Things” – will link as soon as I get one! :)
Check out this interview for more!

I have to say I was gutted that they lost, even though with the ceder wood/sandal wood mix up it was obvious they would lose.
Their product was lovely and really well presented and was something that people would buy, the other product, honey soap, was a total mess.
It was funny to see them film in Lush HQ, one of my favorite chains in the world. :)

So we have another week with Ben of “I got a scholarship to Sandhurst y’know” fame  – this boy really bugs the hell out of me. Especially since he boasts about something he never did anything with, so you got a scholarship, but you didn’t go!
While my disdain of  Ben grows, James admitted beginning to warm, nay beginning to love Ben, perhaps this is the start of the long feted romance in this season??
My favorite moments from last weeks ep:

James’ fear of the little crabs on the rocks as they went to find seaweed for the soap, he was dancing around like a prima ballerina! Wuss!

And Narools team accosting people coming out of the tube station to buy their squidgy honey soap, all the while wearing what looked like BioHazzard suits – uh-hu, and people will stop to talk to you wearing that??

Quotes of the Week  -

James on Kim

“She’s as dumb as a doorknob”

And Paula on Debra

“Shes like Sydney Harbor Bridge. Just when she finished putting on cream she has to start again”

“Debra’s 6ft 7 with her mouth open”

So on to this weeks fun! Its a Cereal Affair, and just to to whet your

Apprentice Appetite

The Mirror’s Headline -
Candidates viciously turn on each other over breakfast cereal character task

The Telegraphs Column by Margaret Mountford -

Philip, it turns out, has an obsession with pants– even when he’s talking about breakfast cereal….. [but its]… Poor Noorul, all dressed up in Ignite’s superhero costume, ends up sitting on a table in the garage of a suburban house waiting for the filming of their commercial to start – with his little matchstick legs swinging disconsolately underneath. Perhaps he thought the whole thing was a bit pants.

Yes we will be live blogging it (see below) in conjunction with Culch.ie

Come back just before 9pm (GMT) and have your say who is a Cereal Killer and who’s just Toast!!

]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/22/apprentice-s04e05/feed/ 2 LiveBlogging: The Apprentice S05E02 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/01/liveblogging-the-apprentice-s05e02/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/01/liveblogging-the-apprentice-s05e02/#comments Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:44:19 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=511 Niamh of Culch.ie and Elf bring you

Apprentice: The Live Blog

Join Us: here from 9pm (GMT) Tonight.

Or watch it unfold below:

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  • 8:25 PM: ukapprentice RT @matt_cochr: #apprentice drinking game: 1 drink for “I’m on it,” “out of the box” or “at this moment in time.” “at the end of the day”
  • 8:44 PM: ukapprentice Reacquainting myself with the contestants #apprentice www.bbc.co.uk
  • 8:51 PM: ukapprentice That’s half-time. Eng 1 – Ukr 0. Now switch over to BBC1 so you won’t miss a minute of The #apprentice
  • 8:54 PM: elfinamsterdam Hi All, 5mins to go…. are we getting excited? Who will go this week?
  • 8:57 PM: Twitprentice @sarahjaneallen cool predictor #apprentice
  • 8:57 PM: niamhsmith oooh got it :)
  • 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh *phew*
  • 8:57 PM: icedcoffee Hey folks, im here :)
  • 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam now where are the others? :)
  • 8:57 PM: elfinamsterdam Say hi if you are lurking!
  • 8:58 PM: JasmineLaini apprentice now GO WATCH IT!
  • 8:58 PM: gravynchips apprentice time……. woooooooo whooooooo
  • 8:58 PM: icedcoffee Hi
  • 8:58 PM: icedcoffee Yes i want someone to greet me… :(
  • 8:58 PM: icedcoffee woop
  • 8:58 PM: niamhsmith Hi Phil :)
  • 8:59 PM: SarahGriffiths Hello – off to search for the wine, I am predicting the line “you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth” – and bonus line “I don’t take fools gladly” from Sir Alan.
  • 8:59 PM: elfinamsterdam Hello my sweet Phil… lovely to see you! :)
  • 8:59 PM: icedcoffee hey niamh
  • 8:59 PM: elfinamsterdam Hey Sarah! :)
  • 8:59 PM: icedcoffee you too elf
  • 8:59 PM: ukapprentice Dr. Who promo, and then….. #apprentice
  • 8:59 PM: aileenwilliams hi i’m here at last
  • 8:59 PM: SarahGriffiths Hey
  • 8:59 PM: niamhsmith Oooh here we go :)

    • Read below for more *spoiler*

  • 9:00 PM: elfinamsterdam Hey Aileen :)
  • 9:00 PM: niamhsmith I always loved
    the music, never get sick of it
  • 9:00 PM: carbynel Hi
  • 9:00 PM: icedcoffee has it started? damn i needa pee and smoke first lol
  • 9:00 PM: elfinamsterdam Hi Carbynel :)
  • 9:00 PM: aileenwilliams most of them look like prats
  • 9:01 PM: niamhsmith Run Phil, run!! We’ll catch you up when you get back
  • 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen … whats new so? lol
  • 9:01 PM: aileenwilliams i said it before him
  • 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam cant wait to see this … a toga party seemingly
  • 9:01 PM: elfinamsterdam
  • 9:01 PM: ukapprentice “Order book: Zero” Genius. #apprentice
  • 9:02 PM: niamhsmith Irish girl sounds very English!
  • 9:02 PM: aileenwilliams whats this a duster wow
  • 9:02 PM: SarahGriffiths How is the husky going to do this week?
  • 9:02 PM: icedcoffee Just realised im missing the sex ed vs porn thing on ch4 – they had real tits and other bits ;)
  • 9:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh well she’s been there for years … so i guess she would
  • 9:03 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil… thats what torrents are for…. DM me later… will give you link
  • 9:03 PM: niamhsmith “Sir alan is on the way” scariest words of the day :D
  • 9:03 PM: fontfiddler ohh I like the beard on your man
  • 9:03 PM: niamhsmith @fontfiddler, really?
  • 9:04 PM: icedcoffee @elf damn you know your torrents :)
  • 9:04 PM: aileenwilliams i was just goint to ask whats with the beard
  • 9:04 PM: elfinamsterdam lol, why yes…. now will delete these comments
  • 9:04 PM: ukapprentice First off, there’s no way everyone in that house can shower and get ready in 30 minutes… #apprentice
  • 9:04 PM: icedcoffee question – is this being cross posted on a blog somewhere?
  • 9:04 PM: elfinamsterdam Beard? on Sir Alan?
  • 9:04 PM: fontfiddler haha he has a badger attached to his face…it’s staying very still …well trained
  • 9:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil, it will be…. but I can edit it so just let me know after and I’ll take it out
  • 9:05 PM: carbynel @ukapprentice Maybe there are lots of bathrooms?
  • 9:05 PM: aileenwilliams have any of them watched the programme before
  • 9:05 PM: fontfiddler no your man…watch the programme..god I may hate some one already…not the beard guy..he is kind to animals it seems
  • 9:05 PM: niamhsmith selling lunches to city workers followed by catering for a high end corporate event in the evening
  • 9:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen sometimes i wonder if any of them have …
  • 9:06 PM: ukapprentice Hahaha…Nick just gave Sir Alan a WTF! look. #apprentice
  • 9:06 PM: niamhsmith Boys V Girls again
  • 9:06 PM: elfinamsterdam
  • 9:06 PM: icedcoffee @elf hate to be a pain, but if i say something really politically incorrect i’d love it to be edited ;)
  • 9:06 PM: elfinamsterdam Beard Boy…. him?
  • 9:06 PM: SarahGriffiths Pancakes !! I would go for pancakes
  • 9:06 PM: aileenwilliams she is rude and blunt
  • 9:06 PM: fontfiddler yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah love him!
  • 9:07 PM: niamhsmith ladies looking for 70% profit on anything they sell
  • 9:07 PM: ukapprentice Ooh, Yasmina is steadily climbing up the bitch list…#apprentice
  • 9:07 PM: niamhsmith LikingYasmina despite her bluntness-seems to know what she’s talk about
  • 9:07 PM: elfinamsterdam When she said “a little blunt” I thought she was going to say “a little… ” something rhyming with blunt
  • 9:07 PM: niamhsmith @elf LOL
  • 9:08 PM: ukapprentice “The sandwich is British through and through”…an early contender for quote of the episode #apprentice
  • 9:08 PM: niamhsmith Boys going a bit less simple I think with their food choices
  • 9:08 PM: icedcoffee brb
  • 9:08 PM: fontfiddler water biscuits, sel em water biscuits and weevils…it’s a winner I tells ya
  • 9:08 PM: elfinamsterdam @fontfiddler… what the hell??
  • 9:08 PM: niamhsmith London 2012 Olypic sandwiches..hmm
  • 9:09 PM: fontfiddler I have no idea..the double decker has gone to my head
  • 9:09 PM: niamhsmith Bum’s rush for the boys
  • 9:09 PM: fontfiddler lol peanut butter!
  • 9:09 PM: niamhsmith boys boys boys…!
  • 9:09 PM: elfinamsterdam what is an Olympic style…. shorts and tight t’s ??
  • 9:09 PM: ukapprentice That woman looked genuinely stunned when told that London was hosting the 2012 Olympics…#apprentice
  • 9:09 PM: VicThompson Seriously. Peanut butter sarnies? #apprentice
  • 9:09 PM: aileenwilliams i can’t follow some of the accents
  • 9:10 PM: paulbeattie Would you like a toga with your sandwich? #apprentice
  • 9:10 PM: fontfiddler They go for the naked ladies
  • 9:10 PM: niamhsmith @fontf of course they do!
  • 9:10 PM: aileenwilliams wrapsc
  • 9:11 PM: niamhsmith 400 wraps = italian flat breads, low value tuna (ick), frozen chicken
  • 9:11 PM: elfinamsterdam award winning restauranteur? what the hell… what awards? “Cheapest Chicken we can get”
  • 9:11 PM: aileenwilliams i would slap some of those girls
  • 9:11 PM: fontfiddler @niamhsmith they love a bit of it …in’it
  • 9:11 PM: paulbeattie High price, shite quality from the ladies #apprentice
  • 9:11 PM: Twitprentice #apprentice award winning ?
  • 9:11 PM: fireflies_uk is thinking what a bunch of muppets they are on The Apprentice!
  • 9:11 PM: niamhsmith 27 sandwiches & 10 salads, contract 1 fr ladies
  • 9:11 PM: gillalexander #apprentice It’s a wide-mouthed frog in a suit!
  • 9:11 PM: TimMorris Don’t think the Boys are gonna do to well this week. #apprentice
  • 9:12 PM: aileenwilliams they give up easily
  • 9:12 PM: niamhsmith Catering for a top city firm each
  • 9:12 PM: aileenwilliams obey me
  • 9:12 PM: fontfiddler pen sandwiches!
  • 9:12 PM: niamhsmith @aileen lol
  • 9:12 PM: ukapprentice Does anyone else sing the Rocky theme when Rocky starts talking? no? … #apprentice
  • 9:13 PM: aileenwilliams false advertising
  • 9:13 PM: fontfiddler @alleenwilliams lol
  • 9:13 PM: paulbeattie Were the boys just in a supermarket, have they forgotten what happened last time the supermarket and food were involved in the #apprentice
  • 9:13 PM: niamhsmith she couldn’t keep the smirk off her face
  • 9:13 PM: simoncmason #apprentice Brown hovis – theres gonna be some serious quality sandwich making going on
  • 9:13 PM: Twitprentice Kate, love your tie babs! #apprentice
  • 9:13 PM: niamhsmith oh no – ever guess, just say yes!
  • 9:13 PM: aileenwilliams she has’nt a clue blond or what
  • 9:14 PM: elfinamsterdam margaret looks like she wants to die
  • 9:14 PM: niamhsmith Margaret is despairing!! lol
  • 9:14 PM: paulbeattie The accountancy firm look confident with her product knowledge #apprentice
  • 9:14 PM: ukapprentice Odds on Yasmina getting punched before the end of the episode? #apprentice
  • 9:14 PM: fontfiddler god they are very serious..the blonde is messing up! ha ha bellini’s
  • 9:14 PM: SarahGriffiths Margaret don’t hold yourself back love with your hands on your head !
  • 9:14 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah i’d have my hands around blondes neck
  • 9:14 PM: simoncmason #apprentice Watch now for an object lesson in how not to pitch
  • 9:14 PM: AlexDScott #apprentice Heather McCartney is fluffing the pitch, she hasn’t got a leg to stand on
  • 9:15 PM: aileenwilliams at the end of the day . its a rollercoaster etc
  • 9:15 PM: DulcieMay omg, cringing at the apprentice.! seriously, that girl doesnt know what shes on about hahahahaha
  • 9:15 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “We can make blinis. I don’t know if that is hot, or cold.” DOOM.
  • 9:15 PM: SarahGriffiths @elf Yep nightmare
  • 9:16 PM: omahonydonnelly I finally made it — those girls are unbelieveable!
  • 9:16 PM: ukapprentice RT @NotSirAlanSugar Early prediction: Phil’s gonna go – too honest to say they were a fledgling company #apprentice
  • 9:16 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL we dont want to look like Dicks…. eh, sory too late…
  • 9:16 PM: paulbeattie Think Airplane the movie, think fan, think shit. Thats the lads team just now! #apprentice
  • 9:16 PM: aileenwilliams 65 pounds a head
  • 9:16 PM: niamhsmith £65 per head for canapes! Jaysis
  • 9:16 PM: fontfiddler @elfinamsterdam lol
  • 9:16 PM: aileenwilliams what is he on
  • 9:17 PM: SarahGriffiths @UKapprentice – Phil can’t go, have £5 on him to win it
  • 9:17 PM: tracyhunt68 I love watching The Apprentice…. boys to win this week?!
  • 9:17 PM: niamhsmith £35 straight down from 65 – they just look stupid now
  • 9:17 PM: ian9outof10 The Apprentice never fails to amuse. Margaret never fails to make me lol
  • 9:17 PM: aileenwilliams lads are messing up
  • 9:17 PM: fontfiddler @elfinamsterdam will tell you who I hate when the break comes..I have chosen!
  • 9:17 PM: AbraKatDabra Boys’ 2012 Olympic themed sandwiches and girls’ pitching BULIMIES when she meant PANINI. Where do they find these retards on Apprentice!
  • 9:17 PM: omahonydonnelly Were they this terrible in previous years?
  • 9:17 PM: simoncmason #apprentice the double glazing salesman approach to pitching for business
  • 9:17 PM: ukapprentice This episode is already better than last week’s. Lots of awkward silences. Ouch! #apprentice
  • 9:18 PM: aileenwilliams 65 to start now 15 wow
  • 9:18 PM: fontfiddler But the beard remains still through out!
  • 9:18 PM: niamhsmith “we looked like complete prats” Ya think? lol
  • 9:18 PM: NotSirAlanSugar £65 per head!!!! Have they ever eaten out? Just ask them how much!?!?!?!?
  • 9:18 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty say it now… lol :)
  • 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £15 per head! For the boys
  • 9:18 PM: ukapprentice “We were looking like complete prats” Finally some honesty!! #apprentice
  • 9:18 PM: paulbeattie £60, £50, £17.50, £15 the lads in are complete control. I can hear Sir Alan just now! #apprentice
  • 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £15 per head! For the boys
  • 9:18 PM: orangeandmilk “I’ve /heard/ of blinis” #apprentice gold.
  • 9:18 PM: omahonydonnelly from £35 down to £15!
  • 9:18 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – 72 tins of Tuna
  • 9:18 PM: niamhsmith why aren’t they in a cash & carry not a supermarket…my God they’re in Asda!
  • 9:18 PM: omahonydonnelly Glad I’m not eating it.
  • 9:18 PM: ayeshapurohit watching the apprentice ”it’s high laaaaaad” hilare. i think the boys will lose, hopefully :)
  • 9:19 PM: paulbeattie Ladies buying wholesale their! They really have forgot the lads attempt last series with the restaurant and a supermarket! #apprentice
  • 9:19 PM: VicThompson Really sorry to anyone following me who isn’t an #apprentice fan!
  • 9:19 PM: omahonydonnelly who’s team leaders? missed beginning.
  • 9:19 PM: paulbeattie the penny has dropped, shite quality with the ladies food #apprentice
  • 9:19 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Now the girls are thinking that they are underestimated on the budget
  • 9:19 PM: aileenwilliams the one with the glasses looks like harry potter maybe she can do magig
  • 9:19 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – wear costumes even
  • 9:19 PM: niamhsmith Philip – the menus & outfits are shit – I’m trying to stay positive.
  • 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann – not sure tbh, i wasnt paying enough attention… beard distraction
  • 9:20 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Philip thinks everything is sh*t
  • 9:20 PM: SarahGriffiths Gosh Phil is super clever
  • 9:20 PM: omahonydonnelly I thought that Estate Agent was cute until he opened his mouth
  • 9:20 PM: niamhsmith Yasmina leading the girls, not sure about the guys
  • 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus Lorraine needs to freaking smile
  • 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam mozzerella cheese wraps
  • 9:20 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – What is #bizpitch
  • 9:20 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum looking worried. Outlook bleak, apparently. Think Geordie scrotum Mystic Meg in disguise.
  • 9:20 PM: fontfiddler YES CHIEF OHHHH YEAH!
  • 9:20 PM: elfinamsterdam yeuch
  • 9:21 PM: omahonydonnelly Did she ask if anyone knows how to do any of this?
  • 9:21 PM: elfinamsterdam bland bland bland for the girls
  • 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Like a regimental organisaion
  • 9:21 PM: niamhsmith OMG 3 slices of cheese per wrap :D
  • 9:21 PM: aileenwilliams they will be ready next week
  • 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasminer drills her troops
  • 9:21 PM: ukapprentice Hahahaha…Yasmina: “Call me chef!” Someone has been watching too much Gordon Ramsay on tv… #apprentice
  • 9:21 PM: SarahGriffiths Donut!!
  • 9:21 PM: Twitprentice not quite the William Wallace motivational rallying of your troops…but a good start. #apprentice
  • 9:21 PM: omahonydonnelly nice wrap
  • 9:21 PM: fontfiddler hmmm wafffer Thin
  • 9:21 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Thats almost a wrap
  • 9:21 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Is it me or have the girls bought too much food???
  • 9:21 PM: Twitprentice not quite the William Wallace motivational rallying of your troops…but a good start. #apprentice
  • 9:22 PM: paulbeattie That box looks empty!! #apprentice
  • 9:22 PM: Twitprentice its a wrap #apprentice you’re fired!
  • 9:22 PM: icedcoffee this show is really kinda shit – i mean, they dont know what the fuck they are doing for any task and constantly producing shit.
  • 9:22 PM: niamhsmith If I wanted a sandwich I’d ask the boys team to make it :D
  • 9:22 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are going to knock up 500 sandwiches to sell on the city streets
  • 9:22 PM: omahonydonnelly It’s not as good cos they aren’t fighting with each other enough!
  • 9:22 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys sandwiches are mad! Peanut Butter
  • 9:22 PM: niamhsmith @omahonydonnelly just you wait!
  • 9:22 PM: omahonydonnelly I’d love that peanut butter, can’t make a bad one of those!
  • 9:22 PM: aileenwilliams fight fight fight
  • 9:23 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Christ – has Rocky ever been to London?? I suggest his sandwich business does not expand south
  • 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Nick checks his watch
  • 9:23 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice The boys should have stuck with best of British – can’t lose on that theme.
  • 9:23 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Supernanny can’t wrap a wrap for God’s sake. Tho to be fair, perhaps she is only used to folding nappies.
  • 9:23 PM: omahonydonnelly When is someone going to drop something?
  • 9:23 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil peanut butter for boys and mozerella wrap for the girls… no jam and not even buffalo mozzerella, just mank pizza stuff…. all bad bad bad
  • 9:23 PM: niamhsmith Ahthat van barely had anything in it! FAIL
  • 9:23 PM: ukapprentice Peanut butter sandwiches….. no comment #apprentice
  • 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls have blasted through the wraps
  • 9:23 PM: Twitprentice @gillalexander they are hopeless aren’t they? #apprentice
  • 9:23 PM: paulbeattie Peanut butter, thats taking me back a few years to primary school!! #apprentice
  • 9:23 PM: aileenwilliams they will stab each other in the back in the boardroom
  • 9:23 PM: icedcoffee *hates peanut butter*
  • 9:23 PM: niamhsmith For 8 people!! They’ll all be starving
  • 9:23 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls head staright to their customers
  • 9:23 PM: Twitprentice @John_Taylor i’m always jesting :-) #apprentice
  • 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly Looks awful!
  • 9:24 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice The boys should have stuck with best of British – can’t lose on that theme.
  • 9:24 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “let’s get MOVING!” “We’re going to be late!” Panic strikes Scrotum and Vulva. Calm down people. Remember the technology.
  • 9:24 PM: nadiajane #apprentice at the end of the day its going to be cheese and pickle
  • 9:24 PM: niamhsmith it’sa a big plate of lettuce
  • 9:24 PM: fontfiddler oh god the girls are fecked
  • 9:24 PM: narflet Just peanut butter? Really? Where is the jelly you fools! #apprentice
  • 9:24 PM: paulbeattie The leaves have just been chucked on their! #apprentice
  • 9:24 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Don’t think the girls have made enough sandwiches
  • 9:24 PM: SarahGriffiths Ruuuubish!! laughable, see it is a good show
  • 9:24 PM: aileenwilliams oh a hair
  • 9:24 PM: elfinamsterdam HAIR…. grosss
  • 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly No dressing!
  • 9:24 PM: niamhsmith No dressing on the salads – they are in danger of not getting paid here!
  • 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly a hair!
  • 9:24 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – too much lettuce
  • 9:24 PM: fontfiddler hmmm hair salad!
  • 9:24 PM: omahonydonnelly it’s Kenny Egan!
  • 9:25 PM: niamhsmith Oh God..state of them,
  • 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam lunch form a boy in PJ’s on the street
  • 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly what a dork!
  • 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – FOUND A HAIR (GIRLS)
  • 9:25 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Anyone would think they’re serving rabbits
  • 9:25 PM: niamhsmith @omahonydonnelly LOL
  • 9:25 PM: fontfiddler is he going to flash her and then punch her
  • 9:25 PM: aileenwilliams and it was’nt beardy
  • 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly I’d run away!
  • 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann…. lol…. kenny egan
  • 9:25 PM: SarahGriffiths Chavs selling sarnies, no thanks…
  • 9:25 PM: ukapprentice Oooh, no dressing on the salad….and a hair…oh dear…tsk tsk girls… #apprentice
  • 9:25 PM: Twitprentice am waiting for a fly in the soup? #apprentice
  • 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are doing too well
  • 9:25 PM: paulbeattie Hair, no dressing what are the ladies playing at #apprentice
  • 9:25 PM: omahonydonnelly Beardy! Mommy, how could you!
  • 9:25 PM: elfinamsterdam the boxes look better thant the sambos
  • 9:25 PM: niamhsmith Oh oh boys actually selling stuff
  • 9:25 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Other part of boys team at south bank
  • 9:25 PM: paulbeattie £4! I got a sandwich, crisps and water from M&S today for £2! #apprentice
  • 9:25 PM: Twitprentice is that a boxer or superman? #apprentice
  • 9:26 PM: omahonydonnelly superwanker
  • 9:26 PM: Twitprentice blimey, a good idea boys! #apprentice
  • 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Doing quite well on south bank
  • 9:26 PM: aileenwilliams refusal
  • 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – £4 – Rip off!
  • 9:26 PM: elfinamsterdam feedback … on a lack of food
  • 9:26 PM: niamhsmith Chicken wrap – a wrap of lettuce, lol
  • 9:26 PM: omahonydonnelly shes going out for lunch!
  • 9:26 PM: niamhsmith God they look awful
  • 9:26 PM: aileenwilliams they look awful
  • 9:26 PM: ukapprentice “absolute cash cow there, a licence to print money”…that’ll come back to bite them in the ass in the boardroom…#apprentice
  • 9:26 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Feedback; That is not a chicken wrap!
  • 9:27 PM: paulbeattie Seems the chicken was rather absent in the ladies wraps… #apprentice
  • 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Back in the kitchen with Yasmina
  • 9:27 PM: NotSirAlanSugar classic – who was making the chicken wraps??
  • 9:27 PM: omahonydonnelly These girls have NO personality – really appreciate the feedback though…
  • 9:27 PM: elfinamsterdam the only Up part of those canape’s is the part where they chuck up
  • 9:27 PM: omahonydonnelly the irish girl made mozz wraps
  • 9:27 PM: Twitprentice ladies, nice idea but too complicated #apprentice
  • 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Maragaret made a good point
  • 9:27 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Appreciate the feedback!! that was a complaint you eejit
  • 9:27 PM: fontfiddler ha ha they won’t really notice or care!!!! I love her
  • 9:27 PM: CanDoCanBe Twitter feed for #apprentice is almost as good as watching it live on TV. Check out how many peps are tweeting about the show.
  • 9:27 PM: ukapprentice RT @annalooThe hard sell – ‘hiya, you had lunch yet?’ WTF!!! #apprentice
  • 9:27 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Olympic theme canapes
  • 9:27 PM: paulbeattie Margaret does not look impressed #apprentice
  • 9:27 PM: niamhsmith Nick appalled at cheddar on a stick :)
  • 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly Sir Alan’s Aide – like that
  • 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Chicago law firm wants the best, and getting Cheddar on a stick (Nick commenting on the boys)
  • 9:28 PM: nikkithomson shame the girls believe in enormous canapes and tiny sandwiches! #apprentice
  • 9:28 PM: nikkithomson shame the girls believe in enormous canapes and tiny sandwiches! #apprentice
  • 9:28 PM: JuliaParsons @Domestic_jules @oliverthring #apprentice, yep the girls have lost it. Lettuce with no dressing and stingy wraps. Oh dear.
  • 9:28 PM: asthiggins Let me feedback on your sandwich!! This is really bad! #apprentice
  • 9:28 PM: niamhsmith Phil-it looks like a brothel :D
  • 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Looks like a brothel (boys)
  • 9:28 PM: paulbeattie Looks like a kids birthday party #apprentice
  • 9:28 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Award-winning restaurateur Yasmini knows not the difference between a blini and a bellini
  • 9:28 PM: Twitprentice LOL…yeah! cheddar on a stck…where’s the pineapple? #apprentice
  • 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly That lamp thing won’t look good in the daylight!
  • 9:28 PM: gillalexander #apprentice If that looks like a brothel, the Geordie scrotum has been visiting the wrong massage parlour.
  • 9:28 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Do you think they should remove the gold
  • 9:28 PM: omahonydonnelly At least he knows he’s an idiot
  • 9:28 PM: niamhsmith Nick is in need of some aspirin
  • 9:29 PM: aileenwilliams so 1970’s i remember them tho i did’nt wear a toga
  • 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh or cinaide
  • 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – 1 hour before te functions start
  • 9:29 PM: Twitprentice but they guy dresses like he’s in the 70’s as i tweeted earlier! #apprentice
  • 9:29 PM: aileenwilliams oh my god
  • 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen no? really?
  • 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Set up kitchens in clients head quarters
  • 9:29 PM: omahonydonnelly That looks like a pile of mess!
  • 9:29 PM: fontfiddler lol car crash
  • 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam EUGH they look like dog food
  • 9:29 PM: niamhsmith Eugh the food looks gick – like food at a funeral in a working man’s club
  • 9:29 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina is re-assuring team that everything is ok
  • 9:29 PM: asthiggins Are those little elcairs from ASDA!!!
    #apprentice
  • 9:29 PM: omahonydonnelly My kids and I would do better than that!
  • 9:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh nah that would be WAAAAAY better
  • 9:30 PM: niamhsmith 50 high powered lawyers at an Olympic party
  • 9:30 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys guest on the way, 50 high powered lawyers
  • 9:30 PM: VicThompson Wish I’d taken the job I was offered in the gherkin just so I could be at this canapé party #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: Twitprentice you looking gorgeous girls :-) #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: NotSirAlanSugar the food looks awful. Big ticks for Paula – it does look like a funeral bash
  • 9:30 PM: rosevibe I wonder how much of this train wreck is true ineptitude and how much is down to editing #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: rosevibe I wonder how much of this train wreck is true ineptitude and how much is down to editing #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: aileenwilliams and shrugs her shoulders
  • 9:30 PM: niamhsmith wth togas
  • 9:30 PM: fontfiddler Toga toga toga!
  • 9:30 PM: MeltedMoment Cringing at the apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: omahonydonnelly Get them drunk so they don’t know what hit them!
  • 9:30 PM: nashg #apprentice Fucknuts. Just… Fucknuts.
  • 9:30 PM: asthiggins The girls strategy – get them all drink so they won’t care – oh boy #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Christ on a bike. Tuna sludge and a tomato fountain. Yasmina must surely be heading for boardroom dismissal.
  • 9:30 PM: paulbeattie Not good suggesting all your clients are alcoholics… #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: fontfiddler love beardy guy lol
  • 9:30 PM: omahonydonnelly He looks like Hercules!
  • 9:30 PM: asthiggins Toga Toga Toga! #apprentice
  • 9:30 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Costumes look silly
  • 9:30 PM: aileenwilliams spotty backs
  • 9:30 PM: niamhsmith Bare arms & spotty backs HAHAHA
  • 9:30 PM: elfinamsterdam EUHG bare arms and a spotty back
  • 9:31 PM: aileenwilliams sorry about this
  • 9:31 PM: elfinamsterdam oooozy
  • 9:31 PM: omahonydonnelly bare arms n spotty backs! Turn of definitely
  • 9:31 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys are laughing at the costumes
  • 9:31 PM: Twitprentice high powered lawyers like Anita from last week? #apprentice
  • 9:31 PM: clarissa79 i don’t think “they’ll eat them after a few glasses of wine” is much of a business plan i’ve seen people eat chips off the floor #apprentice
  • 9:31 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Isn’t that Russell Brand’s costume when he appeared dressed as Osama?
  • 9:31 PM: nashg #apprentice Aaaaaarrrggghhhhaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaah!!! *breathe*
  • 9:31 PM: clarissa79 i don’t think “they’ll eat them after a few glasses of wine” is much of a business plan i’ve seen people eat chips off the floor #apprentice
  • 9:31 PM: ukapprentice Toga party? Sure, that’s appropriate….numpties…. #apprentice
  • 9:31 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Nick doesn’t think the toga’s have gone down to well. Think Nick is jealous
  • 9:32 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice Team Scrotum need back peels and spot popping before being seen in togas
  • 9:32 PM: niamhsmith Canapes quite large – a few tomato accidents :D
  • 9:32 PM: Philko87 #apprentice If there’s one thing I’m sure to always do it’s wear a toga to a formal business lunch
  • 9:32 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice Team Scrotum need back peels and spot popping before being seen in togas
  • 9:32 PM: Twitprentice @asthiggins lol #apprentice
  • 9:32 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Project Manager Yasmina is running Front of House
  • 9:32 PM: diamond73 Thinking that Claridges wouldn’t be too impressed with the standard of canapes on The Apprentice – Asda Basics tuna?!?!
  • 9:32 PM: aileenwilliams restrauranter
  • 9:32 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “The older women are more appreciative” Nick
  • 9:32 PM: fontfiddler ha ha sausage on a taco!
  • 9:32 PM: aileenwilliams exfoliation
  • 9:32 PM: icedcoffee she may never run another restaurant…
  • 9:32 PM: asthiggins One leaf of basil only – remember!!! #apprentice
  • 9:32 PM: niamhsmith Oh God. The lad’s food also looks gick
  • 9:32 PM: SarahGriffiths Wow Doritto, Salami and Ketchup – Amazingly chav
  • 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly What’s on those canapes. Hors d’oeurves at Blog Awards rocked!
  • 9:33 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil… she should just run
  • 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina is quite confident
  • 9:33 PM: gillalexander #apprentice They’re CANAPES? They’re tomato festooned bricks.
  • 9:33 PM: asthiggins Its the invasion of the monster bruschetta!!! #apprentice
  • 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly cold – food poisoning!
  • 9:33 PM: niamhsmith Eek the guys might get no money wither :SD
  • 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly back in oven — NO!
  • 9:33 PM: clarissa79 yeah wait till he had tinned tuna on a biscuit, that’s the food of lonely cat ladies #apprentice
  • 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Boys food looks messy
  • 9:33 PM: niamhsmith EiTHER even
  • 9:33 PM: aileenwilliams sweaty backs
  • 9:33 PM: Twitprentice already blaming boys?? #apprentice
  • 9:33 PM: clarissa79 are the boys serving doritos and a dip? #apprentice
  • 9:33 PM: paulbeattie crisps, sausage and ketchup what on earth! #apprentice
  • 9:33 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – James is not happy and blames Rocky
  • 9:33 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah, vol au vonts. This isn’t The Apprentice, this is Life on Mars.
  • 9:33 PM: fontfiddler yeeeeah cheeese on a stick
  • 9:33 PM: omahonydonnelly Sandwich chain owner — he should know what he’s doing!
  • 9:34 PM: niamhsmith Modern take on the ploughman’s sandwich – cheese ona stick
  • 9:34 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice look at company guy’s disgust – mouth like a cat bum
  • 9:34 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Guy is not happy with the boys team!
  • 9:34 PM: devcoach Food not going down well for either team! #apprentice
  • 9:34 PM: DarenMarc WTF are they serving on The Apprentice! CVhicken Tikka Vol-ou-vents! Classy (”,)
  • 9:34 PM: omahonydonnelly cheese on stick – I give that to kids at a party!
  • 9:34 PM: jaystringer @crazygibbon switch to the apprentice then play the comedy card
  • 9:34 PM: BubbleButton Is watching The Apprentice – Cringe worthy!!
  • 9:34 PM: paulbeattie cheese on a stick mmm #apprentice
  • 9:34 PM: clarissa79 he is getting air-eated in that toga! #apprentice
  • 9:34 PM: gillalexander #apprentice What I wouldn’t give to see UpsideDownMouth snarf one of those vol au vonts. Telly gold.
  • 9:34 PM: aileenwilliams trying to hide them
  • 9:34 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Tikka Cold
  • 9:34 PM: asthiggins Its Pineapple on a stick!! #apprentice
  • 9:34 PM: ukapprentice Cheese on a stick…I’m cringing….. #apprentice
  • 9:34 PM: omahonydonnelly This is starting to look more like the standard of Irish Dragon’s Den. There are usually some sharp people in the crowd.
  • 9:35 PM: elfinamsterdam ann yo uhave well behaved kids… i wouldnt give my nephew the stick… god knows what he’d do
  • 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhyms – #apprentice – Salsa, Sausage and whatever the other bit is looks horrible
  • 9:35 PM: icedcoffee arent bilinis pancake-esque?
  • 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly That said, I am getting hungry watching.
  • 9:35 PM: niamhsmith Health & Safety risks of tomato chunks on the floor
  • 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly health and safety risk — come on!
  • 9:35 PM: SarahGriffiths Its not Salsa its Ketchup!!
  • 9:35 PM: fontfiddler god I would love a tomatoe
  • 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girls; Guys aren’t happy with the food
  • 9:35 PM: gillalexander #apprentice They’re blinis? No they’re not. They’re tomato surprise insoles.
  • 9:35 PM: VicThompson That’s not a blini! #apprentice
  • 9:35 PM: omahonydonnelly I thought blinis were like pancakes too.
  • 9:35 PM: aileenwilliams did they make any money
  • 9:35 PM: asthiggins They already had a health and safety risk – thats what you want to hear at a caterng event!
    #apprentice
  • 9:35 PM: Hanarrr the apprentice as the best TV show evvvaaarrrrr…how did any of these people get regular jobs let alone a chance to work for Alan Sugar!!
  • 9:35 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – tomorrow the boardroom
  • 9:35 PM: Twitprentice oh dear girls…yasmina you could be on your way out? #apprentice
  • 9:35 PM: paulbeattie ooh health and safety got a look in with the ladies! #apprentice
  • 9:35 PM: Hanarrr the apprentice as the best TV show evvvaaarrrrr…how did any of these people get regular jobs let alone a chance to work for Alan Sugar!!
  • 9:36 PM: paulbeattie Off they go like sheep to a slaughterhouse #apprentice
  • 9:36 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice Eeeuuuw. So right.
  • 9:36 PM: niamhsmith ‘I’m better than all of them’ – Yasmina
  • 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly images of blinis images.google.com
  • 9:36 PM: elfinamsterdam the New York one is very quiet this week no?
  • 9:36 PM: aileenwilliams scar knife attack in the kitchen
  • 9:36 PM: ukapprentice RT @chirpycheepCan‘t tweet about the Apprentice, I need my hands to cover my face in horror! #apprentice
  • 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly no one showed any greatness today!
  • 9:36 PM: omahonydonnelly who was worst?
  • 9:36 PM: niamhsmith @elf yeah sisn’t hear much from her last week either?
  • 9:36 PM: SarahGriffiths @Elf Yeah the Cream Puff is quiet & Mona – but guess it’s the editing
  • 9:36 PM: NotSirAlanSugar I love this but where you have an idea of who’s done bad but no idea who’s made the least money
  • 9:36 PM: clarissa79 yasmina could be saved she has a harry potter scar #apprentice
  • 9:36 PM: travelling_wolf if I ever meet Yasmina it’ll be a fucking health and safety risk! #apprentice
  • 9:36 PM: niamhsmith I think the girls might have been worst
  • 9:37 PM: ukapprentice Is Francis still Sir Alan’s PA? #apprentice
  • 9:37 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Sir Alan Enters
  • 9:37 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah. Team Scrotum’s leader looks exactly like a toby jug.
  • 9:37 PM: Twitprentice let the dick swinging begin! #apprentice
  • 9:37 PM: niamhsmith Rocky owns 15 sandwich bars – 150 employees
  • 9:37 PM: omahonydonnelly Both team leaders should go!
  • 9:37 PM: asthiggins Fired and given cooking lessons!! #apprentice
  • 9:37 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Maj’s idea for Olympic 2012
  • 9:37 PM: nashg #apprentice “Find out who made the most money”?? If either team have escaped without a debt that would make RBS blush, I’ll eat my, er, tea.
  • 9:37 PM: Twitprentice is that tea and milk with your sugar suralun? #apprentice
  • 9:38 PM: elfinamsterdam did beardy need to wear a mask, surley facial hair is a no no in food prep
  • 9:38 PM: aileenwilliams sir alan trying not to laugh
  • 9:38 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky, apparently, does not own 15 sandwich bars. He owns 15 “sandwich retail units”. That’s Sirralan told.
  • 9:38 PM: niamhsmith @nashg ol
  • 9:38 PM: aileenwilliams is sir alan afraid of her i know i am
  • 9:38 PM: omahonydonnelly She has a restaurant — I can’t believe it!
  • 9:38 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Yasmina now…
  • 9:38 PM: clarissa79 dont know what the girls are laughing for #apprentice
  • 9:38 PM: omahonydonnelly he’s not afraid of anyone
  • 9:38 PM: asthiggins Yasmina to go!!!!!
    #apprentice
  • 9:38 PM: ukapprentice I actually think the Olympic idea wasn’t bad – the execution was dreadful #ukapprentice
  • 9:38 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Girl in Red Dress has one boob higher than the other. Suggest immediate visit to Rigby & Peller.
  • 9:38 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – She explains away
  • 9:38 PM: niamhsmith Forgot chicken in the chicken wraps eek
  • 9:38 PM: niamhsmith AND the hair
  • 9:39 PM: omahonydonnelly enjoyed – did anyone enjoy anything — hubby shouting Ireland just scored BTW
  • 9:39 PM: elfinamsterdam I’ll have mine with extra hair… and hold the chicken
  • 9:39 PM: niamhsmith @gillalexander lol, oh dear
  • 9:39 PM: rhysadams @rhysadams – #apprentice – Girl that was in charge of Chicken, forgot to put the chicken in some of them
  • 9:39 PM: ukapprentice Go on Margaret, tell it like it is! #ukapprentice
  • 9:39 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Yazz might have been a bitch but she won team respect
  • 9:39 PM: travelling_wolf Oh Yasmina, blame the cooks for the buffet-roth! #apprentice
  • 9:39 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice “no chicken in the chicken wraps” f***s sake
  • 9:39 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice don’t forget the hair with the milk and suger! #apprentice
  • 9:39 PM: niamhsmith Girls spent £354.77 – client wasn’t happy and paid only £500 of agreed 750. Profit £651.43
  • 9:39 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Wonky Tits looks worried. As she should do.
  • 9:39 PM: aileenwilliams forgot chicken in wrap girl will be in the boardroom if girls lose
  • 9:39 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus, im supprised they paid them anything…
  • 9:40 PM: paulbeattie Not a shabby profit for the ladies #apprentice
  • 9:40 PM: elfinamsterdam BOYS LOSE!! LOL
  • 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Boys spent £821.37, £750 agreed fee was halved, loss £167.76
  • 9:40 PM: fontfiddler haha a loss!!!!!
  • 9:40 PM: omahonydonnelly did the Irish girl make all the wraps? Was it her hair too!
  • 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Girls WIN
  • 9:40 PM: aileenwilliams oh god a loss
  • 9:40 PM: fontfiddler losers !!!!!
  • 9:40 PM: doc1online a good lesson there for everyone on how not to run an event. ever! #apprentice
  • 9:40 PM: Twitprentice oh dear boys! #apprentice
  • 9:40 PM: omahonydonnelly Boys have a loss! How’s that sandwich boy?!
  • 9:40 PM: MartTheGuard @Twitprentice #apprentice heather mills
  • 9:40 PM: Wonderbhoy1888 Watching apprentice all those people with diplomas and degrees and they can’t make a sandwich between them
  • 9:40 PM: JamesTh #apprentice forgot to add chicken in a chicken wrap lmao
  • 9:40 PM: ukapprentice Oooh…Rocky’s team LOST money…where’s your cash cow now? #apprentice
  • 9:40 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Shit the boys have made loss!!!!
  • 9:40 PM: asthiggins Boys lost!!!! A loss – I dont do losing!!!
    #apprentice
  • 9:40 PM: orangeandmilk This could possibly be the singular worst #apprentice performance to date…
  • 9:40 PM: aileenwilliams why blame irish girl for hair
  • 9:40 PM: elfinamsterdam someone will forget to add the horse
  • 9:40 PM: niamhsmith Why are they so excited about learning to play feckin polo? lol
  • 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly They wouldn’t get hired again, though.
  • 9:41 PM: niamhsmith @elf lol
  • 9:41 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum now all look like scrotums. Team Vulva’s tomato fest wins. Wonky tits needs to stuff one in her bra for balance.
  • 9:41 PM: VicThompson Don’t look so smug ladies! You were still rubbish #apprentice
  • 9:41 PM: Twitprentice hurrah for the girls! #Apprentice
  • 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly Who was bad on the boys team?
  • 9:41 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Bye bye Rocky!?!?
  • 9:41 PM: asthiggins Your treat is to learn how to cook and make wraps!! Polo! Poor horses! #apprentice
  • 9:41 PM: travelling_wolf OH MY GOD THE WOMEN’S FOOD MINGED! How is Yasmina not getting crucified?
  • 9:41 PM: elfinamsterdam so which hairy back is in for a whipping?
  • 9:41 PM: aileenwilliams tomatos and cheap chicken yea
  • 9:41 PM: ukapprentice Girls win and go to Ascot to play polo. Some truly strange celebratory dancing ensues #apprentice
  • 9:41 PM: paulbeattie Let the games commence, and no I don’t mean the Olympics! #apprentice
  • 9:41 PM: elfinamsterdam I see a horse being crippled
  • 9:41 PM: omahonydonnelly The boys had cold food and cheese on sticks!! Who forgot to turn on the oven?
  • 9:42 PM: asthiggins We’ve gone from Bellini to Verdi to the Dark Knight to Handel – quite cultural!! #apprentice
  • 9:42 PM: paulbeattie That was a pathetic attempt at mounting that horse #apprentice
  • 9:42 PM: gillalexander #apprentice The demoralised Scrotums troop out of the boardroom. Who will be brought back in? Beard and Toby Jug?
  • 9:42 PM: Twitprentice who should be fired? #apprentice
  • 9:42 PM: PeterPaega Polo as a treat!!! I’d want an Extra Strong mint as a bare minimum for winning! #apprentice
  • 9:42 PM: niamhsmith can’t decide which boy was worst?
  • 9:42 PM: tracyhunt68 SurAlan is so grumpy..
  • 9:42 PM: Leigh_Griffin Bye bye Rocky! #Apprentice
  • 9:42 PM: omahonydonnelly sandwich boy should have known better
  • 9:43 PM: aileenwilliams oh dear its a hurt inside
  • 9:43 PM: omahonydonnelly They are so two-faced.
  • 9:43 PM: niamhsmith I fel like when my cat dies = being brought into board room
  • 9:43 PM: gillalexander #apprentice HA! The Wide-Mouthed Frog is wearing green. Most appropriate. Perhaps he is sitting on a lily pad.
  • 9:43 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice I wouldn’t have bought a meal from either team. And Rocky’s a sandwich making expert?
  • 9:43 PM: Leigh_Griffin Am I the only one that finds it scary that they were allowed to feed people? The Beeb must have amazingly comprehensive liability insura …
  • 9:43 PM: stackee @mozy19 Loving Ballack, eh? Me? Not so much!
  • 9:43 PM: omahonydonnelly backfired on him, yup.
  • 9:44 PM: ukapprentice Rocky has to be favourite to go…#apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: Twitprentice time for the blaming and ego destructions! #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: jopearcephoto #apprentice those girls had a lucky escape – but the boys were supercrap.
  • 9:44 PM: denelibar My Aunty Rose would have done better than the boys with her famous egg sandwiches and cheese and pineapple on sticks, #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: elfinamsterdam I feel like my cat died in there??? wtf?? did he say that?
  • 9:44 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh *phew* thought i was hearing things
  • 9:44 PM: Twitprentice time for the blaming and ego destructions! #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “I feel like I did when my cat died!” said hardened businessman
  • 9:44 PM: paulbeattie Rocky to go? It was poorly managed #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: clarissa79 i feel like my cat died, it is a hurt inside #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: aileenwilliams here’s the fight
  • 9:44 PM: SarahGriffiths @Leigh_Griffin – think they were supervised, and they had 2 sinks, so covered
  • 9:44 PM: VicThompson @Twitprentice all of them!
  • 9:44 PM: asthiggins Rocky down for the count I fear!
    #apprentice
  • 9:44 PM: Twitprentice i want a polo shirt like the girls ones! #apprentice
  • 9:45 PM: elfinamsterdam Im sitting here *having* to look at you Sir Allan… way to go dickbox
  • 9:45 PM: Twitprentice here’s a tip in the boardroom…keep your mouth shut unless spoken to…. #apprentice
  • 9:45 PM: Biddy1958 Have they all been given Apprentice Issue blue contact lenses this week ? It isnt enough.Heat still won’t feature any of them as a ‘hottie’.
  • 9:45 PM: Biddy1958 Off to a bad start from the very beginning ?!
  • 9:45 PM: gillalexander #apprentice As Sirralan places himself on his booster seat, Rocky Toby Jug looked worried. As well he might.
  • 9:45 PM: ian9outof10 Well, that result was a surprise and a half. Very poor cost management from the losing team
  • 9:45 PM: niamhsmith ooh al getting personla now
  • 9:46 PM: VicThompson Surely Rocky has to go? #apprentice
  • 9:46 PM: asthiggins Sir Allan you are wrong – I have to look at you – bold words #apprentice
  • 9:46 PM: elfinamsterdam Taste success in your spit…. not after that food …. thats sick you taste boy
  • 9:46 PM: omahonydonnelly Alan won’t like them fighting at the table. That guy has a way with words – spit
  • 9:46 PM: aileenwilliams other than your big gob
  • 9:46 PM: niamhsmith 180 pounds on props, rest of expenditure on ingredients
  • 9:46 PM: Twitprentice i would fire the guy who done the negotiating..he was hopeless! #apprentice
  • 9:46 PM: omahonydonnelly What is with the blue eye? that is freaky!
  • 9:47 PM: elfinamsterdam Why is only ONE of his ears red…. … yellow tie big eared boy
  • 9:47 PM: travelling_wolf should stop watching the #apprentice as it’s depression in a tv show
  • 9:47 PM: clarissa79 i bet he’s tasted worse things in his spit #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Team Scrotum now tearing into one another. The Beard shakes his head, creating a breeze that ruffles St Margaret’s coiffure.
  • 9:47 PM: ukapprentice “What did you actually bring to the table besides your big gob?” Excellent #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: niamhsmith They all think £60 a head was strange – but went to client with it anyway
  • 9:47 PM: fontfiddler my cat died lol
  • 9:47 PM: fontfiddler ok I absolutely hate……
  • 9:47 PM: fontfiddler In this years apprentice….
  • 9:47 PM: mcpolin Beginning to love that guy from northern ireland on the apprentice.
  • 9:47 PM: icedcoffee (hashtag #theapprentice should be caught here)
  • 9:47 PM: fontfiddler ha ha taste success in his spit
  • 9:47 PM: ukapprentice RT @no1lawyerFire the lot! They r all shit.
  • 9:47 PM: asthiggins When I wake up in the morning I feel sucess in my spit – sometimes – sometimes the wrap from the day before! #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: lucy1989 Some classic lines coming from the apprentice tonight!
  • 9:47 PM: soulmate02 “When you wake up, you can taste success in your spit” :D ROFLMAO #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: helenroper Rocky is a div but has lovely eyes #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: Twitprentice Peter to go… #apprentice
  • 9:47 PM: omahonydonnelly Spiv! You’re fired. Though I think he’s the cutest
  • 9:47 PM: aileenwilliams must look for the spit thing in the morning
  • 9:48 PM: niamhsmith A total mess – Sir Alan
  • 9:48 PM: ian9outof10 The battery on my N95 is doing less than a day now. Think I might need a new battery, or a new phone.
  • 9:48 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Nick’s pursed mouth resembles an anus that’s just been given the bad news about the power of laxatives.
  • 9:48 PM: omahonydonnelly Negotiator or Rocky – which one out?
  • 9:48 PM: Twitprentice i would fire the guy who done the negotiating..he was hopeless! #apprentice
  • 9:48 PM: SarahGriffiths Predict: James to go
  • 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Customer ony paid half – more than generous according to Nick
  • 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Them = tacky
  • 9:48 PM: niamhsmith Theme=tacky
  • 9:48 PM: aileenwilliams who who who
  • 9:48 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh really *shocker* tacky and the apprentice…. hmmm
  • 9:48 PM: fontfiddler I ‘ve been watchin you…he’s a bit gay in’it
  • 9:49 PM: omahonydonnelly don’t argue with Nick – “I made it my business”
  • 9:49 PM: niamhsmith James & Harry back with Rocky in the boardroom
  • 9:49 PM: paulbeattie Seems like Rocky is a little removed from the basics of his business #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM: elfinamsterdam if you lose do you have to surrender the ultra blue contacts?
  • 9:49 PM: asthiggins That one guy looks like a young Ian Beale from Eastenders #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM: paulbeattie Don’t argue with Nick, thats a bad move! #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM: omahonydonnelly cutey gets saved – can’t believe it
  • 9:49 PM: tezzer57 I wouldn’t employ either of the teams, completely clueless #apprenticeuk
  • 9:49 PM: aileenwilliams spit gob to go
  • 9:49 PM: fontfiddler the guy in the green shirt looks like a fish!
  • 9:49 PM: nikkithomson ‘I made it my business to watch you for some time’ with *that* look … oooh Nick!!! #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM: asthiggins You will not escape the net!!!! #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM: nashg #apprentice “well, I watched you very carefully; in fact I made it my business to watch you very carefully indeed.” The man is Satan!
  • 9:50 PM: Twitprentice bad choice Rocky…looks like you may go now…. #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM: ukapprentice James and Howard to be brought back into the boardroom with Rocky #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM: GoldielocksCRO leader of boys team on apprentice looks like Just Jack
  • 9:50 PM: niamhsmith that was a very husky “Hello” from the reception lady!!
  • 9:50 PM: NotSirAlanSugar #apprentice Predict Rocky to go. James did well. Howard won last week. Boys are a shambles
  • 9:50 PM: elfinamsterdam Rocky looks like hes crapping himself
  • 9:50 PM: clarissa79 how dare we women focus on a king who beheaded his women and changed the laws of the land to suit his libido. bad ladies bit.ly
  • 9:50 PM: paulbeattie Ooh a trendy new phone in the boardroom this series. #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Wide Mouthed Frog, Toby Jug and somebody else coming back into the boardroom. Silence. Who will go?
  • 9:50 PM: aileenwilliams rocky on the ropes hee hee
  • 9:51 PM: niamhsmith James a bit hurt – don’t tell him about the dead cat Jimmy!
  • 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams hopefully james
  • 9:51 PM: Twitprentice howard, rocky or james? #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice Not sure Sir Alan seems fairly clicked on as to what the other two are going to do #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Boxing gags ahoy #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: clarissa79 get rid of james #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: asthiggins James to go I think – Rocky is young Sir Alan likes that
    #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: elfinamsterdam @niamh lol lol
  • 9:51 PM: ukapprentice How many Rocky boxing comments do we have to endure. Sir Alan just said he was on the ropes #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams so so hurt
  • 9:51 PM: fontfiddler james is a freak!
  • 9:51 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice My vote’s with James #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ah. Anonymous bloke is called James. Toby Jug now trying to place the blame. All Scrotums look shrivelled.
  • 9:51 PM: niamhsmith James is most annoying to Sir Alan I think he’ll go
  • 9:51 PM: omahonydonnelly he’s well spoken for being so young — other guy is whinger and Alan doesn’t like that — The Hurt!
  • 9:51 PM: aileenwilliams i am your prized poscession
  • 9:51 PM: elfinamsterdam James is a Twat…..Diamond made from crap
  • 9:52 PM: omahonydonnelly Alan won’t like James – I’m usually wrong though.
  • 9:52 PM: travelling_wolf Yeah, James is a gobshite cockhead. Rocky’s just a wee lad!
  • 9:52 PM: asthiggins Don’t ignore Margaret!! #apprentice
  • 9:52 PM: aileenwilliams he has a foot and mouth problem
  • 9:52 PM: elfinamsterdam James you didnt learn how to cook
  • 9:52 PM: fontfiddler table love!
  • 9:52 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice how those 3 hate each other
  • 9:52 PM: BrockleyCentral #apprentice the spit of success, the faeces of glory and the earwax of triumph
  • 9:52 PM: niamhsmith Stop banging me table
  • 9:52 PM: fontfiddler lol he is fecked
  • 9:52 PM: aileenwilliams hes an eejit
  • 9:52 PM: SarahGriffiths can’t stand table tappers – and that was low…firing both
  • 9:52 PM: icedcoffee what has he learnt? he never finished that sentence after banging the table
  • 9:52 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “Foot in mouth problem”? I beg to differ. Olympic cuisine resembled Foot and Mouth problem.
  • 9:52 PM: paulbeattie James is starting to piss Sir Alan off now #apprentice
  • 9:52 PM: niamhsmith I think you should fire the pair of them – oh James
  • 9:52 PM: fontfiddler ohh fish boy!
  • 9:52 PM: omahonydonnelly wanker! the pair of them
  • 9:53 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Bang that table one more time!! Doh. James is drowning
  • 9:53 PM: paulbeattie James is so far up his own arse for Sir Alan to keep him #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: clarissa79 eye of the tiger rocky, come on #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: Twitprentice RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: asthiggins James to go!!!! #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: Twitprentice RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: garretkeogh RT: @narflet: ‘I know I’ve got a foot and mouth problem’ – comedy gold. I love it. #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: stormyjoolz lime green shirt should go #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM: niamhsmith Rocky – I learn from my mistakes, work 7 days a week – good response
  • 9:53 PM: fontfiddler ahh I like the young lad!
  • 9:53 PM: omahonydonnelly I like Rocky too!
  • 9:54 PM: Jon75 Gone off Rocky a bit. he needs that spot squeezing! #apprentice
  • 9:54 PM: CityCreep #apprentice. Come on guys. Where’s the dignity.
  • 9:54 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice ‘I’m a lot more of a man than I was at 16′ … well, I would hope so, Rocky!
  • 9:54 PM: ShivHarrison #apprentice my bets are on James, the others have potential
  • 9:54 PM: aileenwilliams lime green is an a–e licker
  • 9:54 PM: icedcoffee cant really pick him just cos he’s team leader
  • 9:54 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice it’s gotta be James to go
  • 9:54 PM: asthiggins Here it comes….. #apprentice
  • 9:54 PM: hitam_manis I think Howard should get fired #Apprentice
  • 9:54 PM: fontfiddler Howard is dead inside!
  • 9:54 PM: niamhsmith Howard – you should have stepped in. Eeek
  • 9:54 PM: aileenwilliams he looks too young to run 2 pubs
  • 9:54 PM: elfinamsterdam Get rid of James
  • 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Your resUme? Sir alan tut tut
  • 9:55 PM: icedcoffee resume eh?
  • 9:55 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky is sweating. Anonymous bloke relaxed. WideMouthFrog looks like he’s just swallowed a wasp rather than a fly. who will go?
  • 9:55 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Rocky should go for the whitehead beneath his left nostril
  • 9:55 PM: VicThompson RT @doc1online: wondering what success spit tastes like? better than their canapes i bet? #apprentice (via @Twitprentice)
  • 9:55 PM: asthiggins No more waffle!!! #apprentice
  • 9:55 PM: Twitprentice looks like Rocky maybe on his way #apprentice
  • 9:55 PM: elfinamsterdam OOOOH
  • 9:55 PM: aileenwilliams waffle see they should have served waffles
  • 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Oh no not Rocky
  • 9:55 PM: fontfiddler noooooo
  • 9:55 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen lol
  • 9:55 PM: niamhsmith Aww nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • 9:56 PM: SarahGriffiths Poor little Rocky
  • 9:56 PM: niamhsmith Jimmy is gone next chance Sir ALan gets – I hope!
  • 9:56 PM: elfinamsterdam Poor Rocky… he doesnt have the eye of the tiger
  • 9:56 PM: fontfiddler ok so I hate and I mean hate…..
  • 9:56 PM: omahonydonnelly aw poor Rocky
  • 9:56 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Rocky? Rocky? Rocky is fired!!!! His “sandwich retail operation” will no doubt succeed as he dresses staff in togas in future.
  • 9:56 PM: asthiggins Rocky knock out – James will make good tely!
    #apprentice
  • 9:56 PM: CanDoCanBe #apprentice Rocky has got the finger! He’s fired. Over and out
  • 9:56 PM: ukapprentice Sir Alan fires Rocky #apprentice Shame really. Also a shame was the barrage of imagery Sir Alan used in firing him
  • 9:56 PM: niamhsmith @fontfiddler go on
  • 9:56 PM: aileenwilliams poor rocky where’s the taxi
  • 9:56 PM: elfinamsterdam why is rocky wearin a doorman coat?
  • 9:56 PM: omahonydonnelly Don’t worry about that!
  • 9:56 PM: NotSirAlanSugar And I nearly changed my mind! No geting away from it tho. The sandwich expert made a loss making sandwiches
  • 9:56 PM: fontfiddler JAMES!!!!!!! for this season @elfinamsterdam
  • 9:57 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty… you hate James then?
  • 9:57 PM: niamhsmith Good call fontfiddler :D
  • 9:57 PM: Twitprentice Rocky, you blew it by taking the wrong guys in the boardroom…james should of gone! #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: gillalexander #apprentice the Beard predicts Rocky will come back. How wrong can a beard be?
  • 9:57 PM: omahonydonnelly I don’t like any of them!
  • 9:57 PM: paulbeattie The look of disappointment that James is back #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: CareeRevolution James seems to have a massive hit list from twitter! #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: hitam_manis Omg! I don’t think that was the right decision, at all! #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: aileenwilliams oh dear back stabbing begins
  • 9:57 PM: icedcoffee saying ‘the wrong two’ – who should have been chosen should be their question
  • 9:57 PM: Jess_Is_More Apprentice Rocky – squeeze that fucking spot!
  • 9:57 PM: NotSirAlanSugar Rocky gone – right decision! #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: denelibar Hahaha, loving the shock on everyones face when mouth almighty walked back into the flat #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM: marktierney Rocky is an aesthetic loss, if nothing else. Pleased I got Philip in the office Apprentice sweepstake though.
  • 9:57 PM: fontfiddler HATE HATE HATE….AH I feel much better now that decision has been made
  • 9:58 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice How can one feel a “little bit gutted”? When were there gradations of guttedness? Over to “You’re Fired” now.
  • 9:58 PM: paulbeattie What calamity next week?#apprentice
  • 9:58 PM: niamhsmith Next week – inventing a piece of home fitness equipment hahaha
  • 9:58 PM: elfinamsterdam I dont like the trader that got fired from his real job.. the gavin henson fella
  • 9:58 PM: paulbeattie Inventing home fitness equipment?!?! #apprentice
  • 9:58 PM: SarahGriffiths Who’s putting the kettle on then ?
  • 9:58 PM: elfinamsterdam Beeb 2!!!!
  • 9:58 PM: fontfiddler ok
  • 9:58 PM: icedcoffee seriously, dont make me waste an hr watching this next week. please.
  • 9:58 PM: aileenwilliams i’m out of breath
  • 9:58 PM: fontfiddler woo hoo!
  • 9:58 PM: omahonydonnelly Hope next week is better!!!! Guess it’s better when the teams get smaller.
  • 9:59 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil but you’ll miss us
  • 9:59 PM: asthiggins Will they can use their Olympic experience for that I guess #apprentice
  • 9:59 PM: NotSirAlanSugar #apprentice next time: exercise equipment
  • 9:59 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee ot will be the best hr you ever wasted boy!
  • 9:59 PM: Twitprentice Lesson 2, careful what you find in your sandwiches in the City! #apprentice
  • 9:59 PM: Calypso2 #apprentice have probably lost 1kg in weight rushing from kitchen tv to computer. sprint skillz handy.
  • 9:59 PM: omahonydonnelly thanks @elfinamsterdam for setting this up. Good fun.
  • 10:00 PM: elfinamsterdam @ann thanks for joining in! :)
  • 10:00 PM: paulbeattie @Twitprentice Whats lesson 1? #apprentice
  • 10:00 PM: chloeruth Everyone in this year’s Apprentice is RUBBISH. I miss Raef!
  • 10:00 PM: icedcoffee @elf @fonty i think we should get a chatroom somewhere and set a schedule :D
  • 10:00 PM: elfinamsterdam So what will Rocky say to defend himself
  • 10:00 PM: aileenwilliams thanks elfie i’m exhausted
  • 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil ok we will have to chat about that then :) sounds fun
  • 10:01 PM: niamhsmith That was fun – see you all again next week? ;-)
  • 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @aileen … :) you’ll sleep well so
  • 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam @Niamh yep! :)
  • 10:01 PM: Twitprentice What should Rockies going away present be from the show? #apprentice
  • 10:01 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee we are still talking about the apprentce ..right lol
  • 10:01 PM: icedcoffee this is kinda fun, but without the crap tv it could be a little more fun
  • 10:01 PM: icedcoffee @elf
  • 10:01 PM: elfinamsterdam Nick on the BEEB2 :)
  • 10:01 PM: Twitprentice @paulbeattie Lesson 1 was don’t ask a lawyer to wash your car! #apprentice
  • 10:01 PM: icedcoffee @fonty eh no – apprentice is crap
  • 10:02 PM: aileenwilliams see u all next week elf for the apprentice next year
  • 10:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @Phil the live blog is good craic, the best was at the Obama Innaug,
  • 10:02 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice surprise choice for the guillotine, no?
  • 10:02 PM: asthiggins Nick is on Your Fired – fish lips!! #apprentice
  • 10:02 PM: Twitprentice i’m a model #apprentice
  • 10:02 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice Not over yet. “You’re Fired” must-watch tv. From brief clip, think Breezeblock face will feature strongly next week.
  • 10:02 PM: elfinamsterdam @Aileen, god no … i’d be rubbish!
  • 10:03 PM: travelling_wolf thank god no more #apprentice stress for a week. So knackering. Much prefer days out.
  • 10:03 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Yay! Nick “Mouth Anus” is on You’re Fired! Tremendous. Dear me. Rocky going bald at 21.
  • 10:03 PM: Twitprentice @gillalexander TV gold! #apprentice
  • 10:03 PM: elfinamsterdam Ahhh poor Rocky is “a bit upset” but not so hurt he thinks his cat died
  • 10:03 PM: asthiggins I think Rocky is wearing Sir Alan’’s suit! #apprentice
  • 10:03 PM: nikkithomson #apprentice Nick gives his reaction on BBC2 … excellent!!!
  • 10:03 PM: icedcoffee @elf yeah i dont think i was here for obama – was on twitter and watching it
  • 10:04 PM: ukapprentice Rocky and Adrian (Chiles) on BBC2 now. The Masterchef guy among others are on the panel #apprentice
  • 10:04 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil suzybie set it up and it was great as I was alone ion the office so could chat away! :)
  • 10:04 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “if you win it, you should have won it”? How did Dale Carnegie manage without these words of wisdom? Inexplicable.
  • 10:05 PM: fontfiddler oh my god @elfinamsterdam your man I hate from master chief is on the programme!
  • 10:05 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ooh, Greg “SHOUTY” Torode here to give us his words of wisdom.
  • 10:05 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty i know… nick and hated masterchef guy
  • 10:05 PM: asthiggins I’m a Young Lad from the North of England!!! Oh please
    #apprentice
  • 10:05 PM: snedwan @ukapprentice they should be good at inventing something to exercise the wrist or jaw, they are all cock sucking wankers #apprentice
  • 10:06 PM: fontfiddler He loves Rocky cause he is a man! man love all the way
  • 10:06 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “When he’s went in there…” Oh Rocky. Give up the sandwiches and go to night school, pet.
  • 10:06 PM: paulbeattie THis should be a good laugh with Adrian Chiles #apprentice
  • 10:06 PM: Ainz90 Seriously no one else thinks Philip is fit???????? #apprentice
  • 10:06 PM: icedcoffee @elf heehee Fonty is good isnt it lol
  • 10:06 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Doesn’t Greg thingy (Wallace?) look EXACTLY like a boiled egg wearing glasses?
  • 10:06 PM: JuliaParsons #apprentice Greg Wallice on the panel on BBC2
  • 10:06 PM: SarahGriffiths @Ainz90 Yes I would give him the contract
  • 10:07 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil yeah fonty is hilarious :)
  • 10:07 PM: fontfiddler HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
  • 10:07 PM: asthiggins Further South? I love the North/South divide issue! #apprentice
  • 10:07 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty … yep she’s called Left , second name Hand
  • 10:07 PM: clarissa79 what gregg you’ve got a girlfriend? is this one of your infamous 20-year-olds attracted to your fame #apprentice
  • 10:08 PM: fontfiddler HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND ALL RIGHT SHE WALKS LIKE JOHN WAYNE< AND PLAYS FOR MAN U
  • 10:08 PM: icedcoffee we’re not supposed to believe anything the ‘comedian’ says, right??
  • 10:08 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee….she is ..just not funny!
  • 10:08 PM: SarahGriffiths
  • 10:09 PM: elfinamsterdam yep … thats the idea Phil…. shes there “for the laugh” just like the contestants
  • 10:09 PM: elfinamsterdam you like him Sarah?
  • 10:09 PM: icedcoffee tv is shit.
  • 10:09 PM: asthiggins Who are the Chippendales? The strippers??? #apprentice
  • 10:10 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil, yep… well self selected tv is ok, but general tv is rubbish
  • 10:10 PM: SarahGriffiths @Elf Ya think…yes would make a great Cosmo center fold / centrefold
  • 10:10 PM: gillalexander #apprentice “Ah put mesel forward and mead discisions.” Bad idea of the week, Rocky.
  • 10:10 PM: fontfiddler @Elf/
  • 10:11 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah Cosmo do centerfolds??
  • 10:11 PM: asthiggins Slap – spank – Nick behave! #apprentice
  • 10:11 PM: paulbeattie Howard should have got a slap for that green shirt #apprentice
  • 10:11 PM: NotSirAlanSugar And I though I was being tight pointing out Rocky’s spot. The #Apprentice You’re Fired are cruel
  • 10:11 PM: icedcoffee RESuMé
  • 10:11 PM: fontfiddler Hate masterchief guy arghhhhhhhhhhh
  • 10:11 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Ha! Sirralan doesn’t know who anonymous man is either. Am vindicated.
  • 10:12 PM: fontfiddler SHUT up MAsterchief guy!
  • 10:12 PM: asthiggins Whats a re-su-may??? Ain’t it called a CV here (American eating peanut butter now!) #apprentice
  • 10:13 PM: icedcoffee @fonty shush about masterchief guy (look you made me get my e and i mixed up and have to delete it and correct it etc)
  • 10:13 PM: rosevibe ..how does that qualify as post natal depression?! Izzy is actually the HIGHLIGHT of my day, surely with PND i’d avoid her?
  • 10:13 PM: SarahGriffiths James will regret putting that on his Resssumay
  • 10:13 PM: ukapprentice RT @Jymsym New blog post: The Apprentice: The Food In-Fighting business-powerpack.com
  • 10:13 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah … you think? How could you even think about puting that ANYWHERE let alone a CV
  • 10:14 PM: fontfiddler @icedcoffee …I just can’t let it go…ha ha had a little pee lol
  • 10:14 PM: icedcoffee hee peeeeeeeeed in his pants
  • 10:14 PM: paulbeattie James pissed himself in the boardroom!!!!! #apprentice
  • 10:14 PM: SarahGriffiths He is going to get well ribbed man
  • 10:14 PM: asthiggins Lovely James peed in his pants – he started sounding all Russell Brand there! #apprentice
  • 10:15 PM: NotSirAlanSugar “A bit of pee – only a little bit”. I hope he doesn’t get too excited next week
  • 10:16 PM: elfinamsterdam I dont like James atall
  • 10:16 PM: elfinamsterdam Awh … so so cute!
  • 10:17 PM: fontfiddler
  • 10:17 PM: fontfiddler doesn’t sir alan look like teddy Ruckspin
  • 10:17 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty who?
  • 10:18 PM: ukapprentice Wow, Rocky could have actually played for Middlebrough, but had his career cut short by injury. Southgate could use him now… #apprentice
  • 10:18 PM: asthiggins Strange James is starting to grow on me – just won’t get too close!!! #apprentice
  • 10:18 PM: fontfiddler Teddy Rukspin
  • 10:18 PM: fontfiddler
  • 10:18 PM: SarahGriffiths @font Beardy Weirdy….he does a little
  • 10:18 PM: gillalexander #apprentice I shouldn’t worry about not playing for Middlesborough in the Premiership, Rocky. They’re getting relegated for sure.
  • 10:18 PM: icedcoffee a little cunt?
  • 10:18 PM: fontfiddler seeeee
  • 10:18 PM: elfinamsterdam @phil exactly what i thought so the first time
  • 10:19 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Yasmina just declared “They might describe me as a little blunt?” Two consonants out, dearie.
  • 10:19 PM: icedcoffee @elf i noticed – i liked it ;)
  • 10:19 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty you are strange
  • 10:19 PM: fontfiddler her we go masterchief women trenches….
  • 10:19 PM: elfinamsterdam lol Basil Sir Allan
  • 10:20 PM: lizconneely ‘they might describe me as a little blunt’…. do you think she misheard? #apprentice
  • 10:20 PM: fontfiddler @Elf go into the coner
  • 10:20 PM: asthiggins You’re executed – love it for the next season! #apprentice
  • 10:21 PM: ukapprentice Wow, Rocky could have actually played for Middlesbrough, but had his career cut short by injury. Southgate could use him now… #apprentice
  • 10:21 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL your food was better but she managed to make some money from it
  • 10:21 PM: fontfiddler Ah yeah the man food was better surprise surprise from man love masterchief!
  • 10:22 PM: elfinamsterdam jesus the girls were AWFUL
  • 10:22 PM: fontfiddler ha ha I love that bit!
  • 10:22 PM: JonCart Like many people from today’s #G20 protests, I’m now looking forward to settling down with a cup of tea and The Apprentice.
  • 10:23 PM: okesanne Thought that Rocky deserved another chance but he should have taken Philip in the boardroom. #apprentice
  • 10:23 PM: fontfiddler Shut it masterchief
  • 10:23 PM: Fettster Seriously, can anyone one on the apprentice run a piss up in a brewery? They should give the chance to tramps off the street.
  • 10:23 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Heather will keep referring to “canopies”. However, she has “heard” of blinis.
  • 10:23 PM: TheApprentice5 Paddy Power odds suggest that Ben and James are two of the most likely winners of The Apprentice 2009. snipurl.com
  • 10:23 PM: doktorb the girls pitch #apprentice – superb cringe-worthy tv gold and a facepalm from Margaret
  • 10:24 PM: paulbeattie Tune into BBC2, apprentice your fired is hilarious! #apprentice
  • 10:24 PM: Calypso2 @gillalexander #appentice love that “heard of blinis”. what is collective IQ I wonder.
  • 10:24 PM: ukapprentice Shappi Khorsandi is hilarious #apprentice
  • 10:24 PM: ant1402 Bruschetta IS always a favourite!! #apprentice
  • 10:25 PM: sunshine08 I absolutely love “You’re Fired” – far and away the best bit of the apprentice.
  • 10:25 PM: asthiggins Does John Terry moan this much!!! #apprentice
  • 10:25 PM: gillalexander @Calypso2 #apprentice IQ less than the sum of all the tomatoes they inflicted on their unwilling public.
  • 10:26 PM: elfinamsterdam LOL Red eye Nick
  • 10:26 PM: fontfiddler ahhh I love NIcK…strange little chap!
  • 10:27 PM: gillalexander #apprentice I suspect the previously anonymous chap Nick the Anus is watching is now DOOMED.
  • 10:27 PM: fontfiddler Shut up MASTERCHIEF!
  • 10:27 PM: icedcoffee later all
  • 10:27 PM: elfinamsterdam Ok Phil… laters! :)
  • 10:27 PM: icedcoffee (of course he wont contradict a decision made by sirrrralan
  • 10:27 PM: fontfiddler bye Phil
  • 10:28 PM: icedcoffee by elfy and fonty :)
  • 10:28 PM: icedcoffee *bye
  • 10:28 PM: asthiggins You can run but you can not hide – Nick needs his own show!!!
    #apprentice
  • 10:28 PM: elfinamsterdam nah you can buy Fonty
  • 10:28 PM: SarahGriffiths Laters, thanks @elf for sorting this again, made a dull show more entertaining. “Belonni” to the Apprentice message board, see ya’s next week
  • 10:28 PM: elfinamsterdam @sarah no problem lovely to have you comment! :)
  • 10:28 PM: fontfiddler for a double decker
  • 10:29 PM: elfinamsterdam @fonty or half a Double Decker
  • 10:29 PM: muppet94 Nick & Margaret are the only reasons to watch The Apprentice!
  • 10:29 PM: JennyFlintoft Watching Nick on “The Apprentice – You’re Fired”….he’s turning into a comedy villain before my very eyes
  • 10:29 PM: gillalexander #apprentice Was Rocky right to go? Yes of course he was. Audience fools. Parting gift, Olympic cufflinks. Right up there with Xmas socks.
  • 10:29 PM: Calypso2 @gillalexander @gibbzer a slur on tomatoes, I feel. Think you are right about minus zone.
  • 10:29 PM: susanegreen the apprentice: you’re fired is hilarious tonight!!
  • 10:29 PM: irlbinky ah the apprentice you’re fired was sooo funny
  • 10:29 PM: jamesosb I think Nick and Margret would make a lovely old couple lol #apprentice
  • 10:29 PM: ukapprentice Rocky’s parting gifts: Olympic cufflinks & a Middlesbrough shirt signed by the 1st team. Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds! #apprentice
  • 10:29 PM: fontfiddler Thanks @Elf…just saying it cause everyone else is….your a slag really though
  • 10:30 PM: elfinamsterdam Ok …. we are done for this week! Thanks to everyone! :)
]]> http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/04/01/liveblogging-the-apprentice-s05e02/feed/ 1 Live Blogging: The Apprentice S05E01 http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/03/25/the-apprentice-s05e01/ http://elfinamsterdam.com/2009/03/25/the-apprentice-s05e01/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:16:22 +0000 elfinamsterdam http://elfinamsterdam.com/?p=361 First Ep of Season Five UK Apprentice.

The Apprentice UK

The Apprentice UK

Live Blogged with the help of Culch.ie Niamh.

Read the tweets below – we had loads of contributors, thanks to everyone!

Next week, Live Blogging and perhaps a drinking game?

Edit: Hopefully Ian Walsh will join us next week, I loved his review of the ep and his Dragons Den ones rock too! :)

Check back here, or culch.ie for more details!

There’s more beyond the – Read More at the end of the post, so don’t cross the line if you have sky+’d it or some such :)

And so the Live Blogging Began:

  • 8:29 PM elfinamsterdam - Wont keep plugging but Liveblogging The Apprentice on BBC1 at 9pm GMT. Link is http://is.gd/oWPJ come join in & please RT! ##apprenticeuk
  • 8:39 PM tezzer57 - @elfinamsterdam Will do my best, I said I wouldn’t twitter during the apprentice :) . #apprenticeuk
  • 8:39 PM tezzer57 - @adelleywelley Cant’t wait :) i also love Dru Masters for apprentice. #apprenticeuk
  • 8:41 PM elfinamsterdam - @tezzer57 wonderful… so you’ll be liveblogging instead, me likes your logic :) #apprenticeuk
  • 8:43 PM tezzer57 - @elfinamsterdam Will do my best :)
  • 8:44 PM niamhsmith - you’ve started without me! lol
  • 8:45 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh… without you? never! nah just drumming up folk to chat to! :)
  • 8:47 PM niamhsmith - ah well I was off doing my dishes in time for this-all clean now :-)
  • 8:48 PM SarahGriffiths - @elfinamsterdam I’ll pop by and have a gander at the Apprentice Live Blog – new to Scribble live too: http://is.gd/oWPJc ##apprenticeuk ;0)cc
  • 8:49 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh couldnt concentrate without the ware being washed! :P
  • 8:50 PM niamhsmith - So we have 15 candidates this series, 8 women (one from Mullingar) and 7 men. Is this the first time there’s been more women than men to start off?
  • 8:51 PM niamhsmith - getting ready to live blog #apprenticeuk if anyone fancies joining in either with Tweets or on http://is.gd/oWPJ you’re most welcome!
  • 8:51 PM elfinamsterdam - Possibly! I never watched the first season. Watched the 2nd while newly with the GF and last yrs seen me through moving over here … addicted now.
  • 8:52 PM SarahGriffiths - I think I am even more excited by scribble live now..thanks for setting this up ;)
  • 8:53 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh i dont think there is a way to share the Creator role… cause then you could see the side stream and invite folk too :(
  • 8:54 PM niamhsmith - @Elf no I think I am just a writer? You’ll have to do all the work now haha
  • 8:54 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah no worries, I have been a guest at two and they are fun, @niamhsmith really helped too, she’s ace! :)
  • 8:54 PM niamhsmith - Ooh thanks *big head*
  • 8:54 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh me and my big mouth eh! I put the live stream on my blog too! :) Next week its www.culch.ie ’s turn!
  • 8:55 PM Lottie - Let’s see how this works then…
  • 8:55 PM Darren - Hey! I’m here. I’ll be in and out.
  • 8:55 PM elfinamsterdam - Just to confirm… do we want to give up after the show or also do the BBC2 You’ve been fired show too?
  • 8:55 PM niamhsmith - Hello Darren & Lottie :) Got the tea & biccies sorted?
  • 8:56 PM Lottie - Thanks Elf. Hey Niamh & All. Just had the dinner so it’s a bit soon for tea & biccies.
  • 8:56 PM elfinamsterdam - Hey Lottie & Darrenc. invitations sent… come and go as you please! :) Thanks for popping by!
  • 8:56 PM Darren - @Elf Ah, sure we’ll see how annoying they are first.
  • 8:57 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh… now I want biccies! :(
  • 8:59 PM elfinamsterdam - final push livebloging #apprenticeuk if anyone fancies joining in either with Tweets or on http://is.gd/oWPJ you’re most welcome :)
  • 8:59 PM elfinamsterdam - oooohhhh.. i love this eastenders promo… very freaky!
  • 8:59 PM niamhsmith - @elf sure you have chocolate!
  • 9:00 PM SarahGriffiths - Think it’s worth saying that “logging in is really easy – top right corner-put in twitter name” just in case any lurkers, like I was for 3 mins …
  • 9:00 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh whispers I ate it already :(
  • 9:00 PM elfinamsterdam - Ok and it begins!!!
  • 9:00 PM niamhsmith - @elf oh dear
  • 9:00 PM niamhsmith - “Making money is better than sex” I don;t think he’s doing it right!
  • 9:00 PM elfinamsterdam - I love the bull they come out with… even better towards the end when you see they are muppets
  • 9:01 PM elfinamsterdam - Rough Tough creme puff! lol
  • 9:01 PM niamhsmith - “a rought, tough cream puff fom New York” :D
  • 9:01 PM SarahGriffiths - A cream puff – ain’t rough or tough…she’s out
  • 9:01 PM Lottie - @Niamh – lol!
  • 9:01 PM niamhsmith - oooh early call from Sarah!
  • 9:01 PM elfinamsterdam - love the Irish girls line in the blurb… “to be able to drive a dead horse to the winning line” Lorraine Tighe
  • 9:02 PM niamhsmith - haha love the NY girl already
  • 9:02 PM Darren - 16? Is that more than usual?
  • 9:02 PM icedcoffee - hey folks – can you add me to the ‘blogging’ crew?
  • 9:03 PM niamhsmith - Apparently I can’t count..I counted pics on site earlier & got 15 :/
  • 9:03 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil – invited, check your DM’s i think…
  • 9:03 PM niamhsmith - @elf oooh I can invite people just invited @icedcoffee
  • 9:03 PM icedcoffee - @elf no DMs here (yeah i dont really get this thing – do my comments have to be approved)
  • 9:03 PM elfinamsterdam - Do you think Sir Allan gets sick of this?
  • 9:04 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh… brilliant *snaps whip* get to work
  • 9:04 PM Lottie - soneone is gone already?
  • 9:04 PM niamhsmith - oh- I CAN count Yay
  • 9:04 PM Lottie - Would the not have replaced him?
  • 9:04 PM Darren - Someone bottled it already – brilliant.
  • 9:04 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil no… just sign in at the top i think?
  • 9:04 PM niamhsmith - @Lottie Must have been very last minute -like first day of filming
  • 9:05 PM stevepurkiss - OMG I almost want to switch off already, but I know I wont. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:05 PM elfinamsterdam - @lottie, Darren and Phil … sending you all writer links… if it helps
  • 9:05 PM Darren - @Elf Cheers!
  • 9:06 PM omahonydonnelly - Hi, I’m here!
  • 9:06 PM niamhsmith - Cleaning- oh some people will hate this already, I know it!
  • 9:06 PM KieronJS - Can I be a global strategist? #apprenticeuk
  • 9:07 PM niamhsmith - @omahonydonnelly hi!
  • 9:07 PM elfinamsterdam - @Ann woo hoo you are here ! :)
  • 9:07 PM Darren - Margaret is very scary looking. What’s her story?
  • 9:07 PM LondonEater - @tezzer57 he really does n more authentic. He built his business from ground up where as Trump inherited it from his dad. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:07 PM omahonydonnelly - power of proxy!
  • 9:07 PM niamhsmith - @Darren scarier than Jackie Lavin? I don’t think so! Lol
  • 9:07 PM omahonydonnelly - Who will we hate this year?
  • 9:08 PM Darren - @Niamh Good point!
  • 9:08 PM elfinamsterdam - where is the Irish girl?? Lorraine Tighe
  • 9:08 PM icedcoffee - To get this out of the way quickly – how do hashtags work around here? hashtag from twitter go here? vice versa?
  • 9:08 PM omahonydonnelly - no, you are a dumb blonde!
  • 9:08 PM elfinamsterdam - cant say i like any of them yet?
  • 9:08 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil hashtag in twitter if you want
  • 9:08 PM omahonydonnelly - you can call the hashtags at the right bar – #apprentice or what?
  • 9:09 PM niamhsmith - @icedcoffee tweets with hashtags are coming through and we can approve them :)
  • 9:09 PM niamhsmith - #apprenticeuk
  • 9:09 PM omahonydonnelly - None of them sound very smart
  • 9:09 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil but now everything you say in twitter will be pulled in till it closes! :)
  • 9:09 PM KieronJS - Noorul to go already #apprenticeuk god this lot are more scary than ever
  • 9:10 PM tezzer57 - @adelleywelley Excellents, thanks I’d forgotten bout that, you can buy the apprentice soundtrack on iTunes #apprenticeuk
  • 9:10 PM Darren - Go Team Empire!
  • 9:10 PM niamhsmith - Boys = Team Empire
  • 9:10 PM omahonydonnelly - Empire, of course! That blonde is getting on my tits!
  • 9:10 PM elfinamsterdam - havent they used ignite before?
  • 9:11 PM niamhsmith - @Elf no idea!
  • 9:11 PM elfinamsterdam - all the blokes look like wide boys…
  • 9:11 PM niamhsmith - Dodgy as feck
  • 9:11 PM omahonydonnelly - sound like it too
  • 9:11 PM elfinamsterdam - aren’t they just the kind of people you’d shoot yourself if you ened up in an office with?
  • 9:11 PM Darren - @Elf Or them!
  • 9:11 PM omahonydonnelly - like the black girl – she sounds intelligent
  • 9:12 PM niamhsmith - Oooh no one in the girls willing to step up to lead the team!
  • 9:12 PM elfinamsterdam - Irish girl (yes im obsessed) is one with dark rimmed glasses
  • 9:12 PM omahonydonnelly - They all look like actresses
  • 9:12 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren yep, or them… hopefully them first i guess
  • 9:12 PM niamhsmith - £200 of equipment and a van each
  • 9:12 PM Darren - Girls are seem a little soft. Are they just holding back?
  • 9:13 PM elfinamsterdam - clean babies…. foolproof
  • 9:13 PM omahonydonnelly - They’re not dressed for cleaning!
  • 9:13 PM SarahGriffiths - Check out the girls wearing high necks, these are the ones scared of getting flustered, that’s what I would do – actually checked it all pretty confident.
  • 9:13 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren none of the girls have the liathroidi for it eh?
  • 9:14 PM niamhsmith - 8hours to earn as much as possible through cleaning
  • 9:14 PM omahonydonnelly - liarathroidi?
  • 9:14 PM niamhsmith - @Elf LOL
  • 9:14 PM omahonydonnelly - I’d be crap at that!
  • 9:14 PM elfinamsterdam - @ann cheers and sorry my spelling is rubbish my Irish is utter rubbish
  • 9:14 PM niamhsmith - He sounds like Jimmy Nail, that jordie fela
  • 9:14 PM omahonydonnelly - oh, i’ve got no irish
  • 9:15 PM elfinamsterdam - wash 12 cars MY EYE! LOL
  • 9:15 PM icedcoffee - Oooh legs.
  • 9:15 PM omahonydonnelly - nice white boots
  • 9:15 PM omahonydonnelly - up skirt shots
  • 9:15 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil lol good we can girl watch together
  • 9:15 PM niamhsmith - Am I watching a different programme to the rest of you? lol
  • 9:15 PM omahonydonnelly - the’re not delegating
  • 9:15 PM Darren - Ooh – Spanking in the Boardroom. Great movie!
  • 9:15 PM icedcoffee - ooh spanking
  • 9:16 PM omahonydonnelly - lads!
  • 9:16 PM niamhsmith - Hey switch back to BBC1
  • 9:16 PM elfinamsterdam - girl in black dress has red arm rash… i hate that … get it all the time… yes i am pass remarkable :P
  • 9:16 PM niamhsmith - :D
  • 9:16 PM omahonydonnelly - those who fail to plan…
  • 9:16 PM elfinamsterdam - @niamh yah they are watching the redlight version
  • 9:16 PM niamhsmith - Car washing – good idea?
  • 9:16 PM Darren - Initial favourite – the lads leader. What’s his name?
  • 9:16 PM KieronJS - @EmmaK67 Philip Taylor is only going at it 100% pathetic should be at least double that #apprenticeuk
  • 9:17 PM niamhsmith - @Darren Jimmy Nail til we find out
  • 9:17 PM omahonydonnelly - They both picked washing cars?
  • 9:17 PM niamhsmith - Philip Taylor
  • 9:17 PM elfinamsterdam - “Cant stand here scratching our nuts all day”… interesting money making scheme there
  • 9:17 PM icedcoffee - so whats the hashtag for this? if i use the hashtag on twitter will it post here?
  • 9:18 PM elfinamsterdam - Project manager what?
  • 9:18 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil yep!
  • 9:18 PM niamhsmith -
  • 9:18 PM simonianson - “Can’t stand here scratching our nuts all day” But you probably will! #apprenticeuk
  • 9:18 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil hashtag is #apprenticeuk
  • 9:18 PM simonianson - “Can’t stand here scratching our nuts all day” But you probably will! #apprenticeuk
  • 9:19 PM d_ransome - Would Waterloo Road finish already #apprenticeuk This episode is for you Bert!!
  • 9:19 PM omahonydonnelly - £60 for three – no way!
  • 9:19 PM Lottie - Awful sales technique!!! Awful! “You’re just wrong”
  • 9:19 PM omahonydonnelly - I paid €40ish for my people carrier in West Cork.
  • 9:19 PM Darren - Here comes the fun bit!
  • 9:20 PM omahonydonnelly - Anyone thinking Cool Hand Luke? if they put bikinis on he’d pay £200.
  • 9:20 PM elfinamsterdam - lol they are going to DESTROY the paint jobs on those cars
  • 9:20 PM niamhsmith - Oh dear…we don’t know how to work our own equipment
  • 9:20 PM Darren - The customer is helping them do their job? FAIL
  • 9:20 PM omahonydonnelly - who’s in charge?
  • 9:20 PM elfinamsterdam - lets ask the client how to do the job… Great Idea!!
  • 9:21 PM omahonydonnelly - Did they not do any research on what prices are?
  • 9:21 PM niamhsmith - Slag off men to two men…eh…FAIL
  • 9:21 PM elfinamsterdam - @Ann Monkeys? No sign of the Organ Grinder it would seem
  • 9:21 PM icedcoffee - “that is a bloody good deal” hardly when they normally get it done cheaper
  • 9:21 PM Darren - Who’s the girl’s manager?
  • 9:21 PM niamhsmith - Mona is the project leader
  • 9:21 PM icedcoffee - @darren the black girl
  • 9:21 PM elfinamsterdam - Hmmm… Oh Sir… you have a Huge Vehicle…
  • 9:21 PM Darren - Mona? K – she’s useless!
  • 9:22 PM omahonydonnelly - Damn, phone ringing – too bad!
  • 9:22 PM elfinamsterdam - Four Pound?? You’d BUY a pair of shoes in a market in London for that!!
  • 9:22 PM Darren - Alan should hire that old dude.
  • 9:22 PM omahonydonnelly - how’d they go from cars to shoes – they split up?
  • 9:22 PM tezzer57 - Lorraine (The Davina McCall look a like) hasn’t said a word yet #apprenticeuk
  • 9:22 PM niamhsmith - PMSl @ te old man – I’d do me own in tow minutes :D
  • 9:23 PM elfinamsterdam - @ann yep! divide and eh eh eh …fail it would seem
  • 9:23 PM icedcoffee - And how much does it cost for the license to provide service in shopping centre? and the use of the big chairs?
  • 9:23 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh…. so funny I’ve never seen PMSL before… :D
  • 9:23 PM niamhsmith - That car is still manky!
  • 9:23 PM niamhsmith - @Elf -really? lol
  • 9:23 PM elfinamsterdam - Now we know what we are doing???
  • 9:24 PM Darren - That guy is already regretting starting,
  • 9:24 PM elfinamsterdam - you are washing CARS for god sake…. not splitting atoms!! My 6yr old nephew could do better
  • 9:24 PM omahonydonnelly - you’d get a better job at a primary school charity car wash!
  • 9:24 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh… yep *sheepish* I lead a sheltered life it seems
  • 9:24 PM icedcoffee - i dont want a ride in one of those hummers!
  • 9:25 PM Darren - Love love love her!
  • 9:25 PM omahonydonnelly - curb side –good idea
  • 9:25 PM Darren - Curb side – genius.
  • 9:25 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil having spent too many years working with North Americans, I cant say /read Hummer without sniggering childishly
  • 9:26 PM Darren - Wow – they really have done a bad job.
  • 9:26 PM SarahGriffiths - Glad I’m not linked in via Twitter now…could see myself getting a bit abusive. I’ll hold back a bit …for now
  • 9:26 PM elfinamsterdam - ooooooooohhhh polish left on a mustang… .you muppet it will be destroyed
  • 9:26 PM niamhsmith - Really bad job!
  • 9:26 PM omahonydonnelly - good, consult with mgr
  • 9:26 PM Darren - @Sarah Go on…go mad! :)
  • 9:26 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah let your freak flag fly… thats the best bit about this :)
  • 9:27 PM omahonydonnelly - supermarket – that’s where I get mine done!
  • 9:27 PM icedcoffee - @elf dont reallly get the correllation – americans have lots of hummers, say it more and in their funny american accent?
  • 9:27 PM omahonydonnelly - North London, there must be one round the corner, babe!
  • 9:27 PM omahonydonnelly - Addison Lee, we used to use them!
  • 9:27 PM icedcoffee - anyway – theres a guy from NI isnt there? which one is he? whats he look like?
  • 9:27 PM SarahGriffiths - Speed dating my ar$e….too creative…another one for the hit list
  • 9:28 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah… and she brings it… good woman yourself
  • 9:28 PM omahonydonnelly - hard telling the difference between them!
  • 9:28 PM simonianson - Global strategy, sales, marketing and operations director maybe. But they can’t clean a car for toffee. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:28 PM elfinamsterdam - LOL I love Margaret
  • 9:28 PM omahonydonnelly - She is great.
  • 9:29 PM tezzer57 - The whole bunch of them so far in the apprentice… clueless, completely clueless it’s not rocket science #apprenticeuk
  • 9:29 PM omahonydonnelly - Idiots!
  • 9:29 PM elfinamsterdam - @ann wait till you hate a few of them… then you’ll know the difference
  • 9:29 PM icedcoffee - she does look a bit scary..
  • 9:29 PM niamhsmith -
  • 9:29 PM niamhsmith - @icedcoffee Ben CLarke, this guy
  • 9:29 PM omahonydonnelly - The need a big sign.
  • 9:29 PM icedcoffee - thanks niamh
  • 9:29 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh are you posting your crushes already?
  • 9:30 PM simonianson - “Never before in the history of car washing have so few cars been washed by so many people” Love you Margaret!! #apprenticeuk
  • 9:30 PM omahonydonnelly - so they don’t look like hijackers – white coats, escapees from insane asylum
  • 9:30 PM elfinamsterdam - Made a killing …. or been killed??
  • 9:30 PM niamhsmith - @Elf no Phil wanted to know who the NI guy was!
  • 9:30 PM Darren - @Simon Brilliant Quote!
  • 9:30 PM omahonydonnelly - They can’t really be this useless!
  • 9:30 PM elfinamsterdam - Demented Zebra Crossing Ladies more like
  • 9:31 PM Darren - The girls have this one. What you think?
  • 9:31 PM omahonydonnelly - DZCL!
  • 9:31 PM icedcoffee - ha “nice car mister” its a frickin VW or similar
  • 9:31 PM niamhsmith - huh?
  • 9:31 PM omahonydonnelly - Looks like the girls did more, but they didn’t show the lads much.
  • 9:31 PM tezzer57 - Lorraine spoke and scared a car away #apprenticeuk
  • 9:31 PM omahonydonnelly - both leaders sucked!
  • 9:31 PM niamhsmith - lo @ texxer
  • 9:31 PM niamhsmith - tezzer even-doh
  • 9:31 PM Darren - Dude’s blue eyes are very cool.
  • 9:32 PM niamhsmith - @Darren man crush already?
  • 9:32 PM SarahGriffiths - Guys had 2 strategies though…so when time pushed…good gamble ….think girls made the most though
  • 9:32 PM Darren - @Niamh I like his eyes. His face needs work. :)
  • 9:32 PM niamhsmith - I love Sir Alan!
  • 9:32 PM icedcoffee - yeah what is with that guys blue eyes – hot
  • 9:32 PM icedcoffee - @darren LOL
  • 9:32 PM Lottie - @Phil- Knew it!
  • 9:32 PM SarahGriffiths - Ooooh arsey
  • 9:33 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil natural or contacts
  • 9:33 PM niamhsmith - Ooh 2 man crushed on the same guy -fight fight fight!
  • 9:33 PM omahonydonnelly - where was that one all day – one w glasses – that the Irish one
  • 9:33 PM omahonydonnelly - That blonde one is the evil “one”
  • 9:33 PM icedcoffee - @lottie – hey now
  • 9:33 PM elfinamsterdam - she was there… quiet… but the glasses were loud
  • 9:33 PM Darren - I heart Howard! :P
  • 9:33 PM icedcoffee - @elf well im not expert but they are pretty damn blue alright
  • 9:34 PM elfinamsterdam - Howard and Darren up a tree…..
  • 9:34 PM Darren - Neither team leader were any good.
  • 9:34 PM omahonydonnelly - Think Howards eyes are natural, but girl team leader may be contacts
  • 9:34 PM elfinamsterdam - why are none of the girls hot?
  • 9:34 PM icedcoffee - he has really blue eyes too – what is up with these peoples eyes!
  • 9:34 PM omahonydonnelly - they’re so poor – we’re more interested in their eyes!
  • 9:35 PM niamhsmith - Maybe its a reflection of the blue walls
  • 9:35 PM Darren - @omahonydonnelly True!
  • 9:35 PM elfinamsterdam - And where is(are) the gay one(s)
  • 9:35 PM icedcoffee - mona’s eyes are kinda cool too
  • 9:35 PM omahonydonnelly - 160.55 for all of them for a days work!
  • 9:35 PM niamhsmith - £160.65 profit for girls
  • 9:35 PM Darren - @Elf He bottled it before it began.
  • 9:35 PM elfinamsterdam - a days crap work
  • 9:35 PM niamhsmith - £239 profit for guys
  • 9:35 PM SarahGriffiths - Howard has 10 pubs in Surrey…sure you will track him down..he reminds me of my mates husky dog
  • 9:35 PM tezzer57 - The girls lose #apprenticeuk
  • 9:35 PM niamhsmith - lol @ Sarah :)
  • 9:35 PM SarahGriffiths - Oooh it must have been the shoes
  • 9:35 PM Darren - Hmm…fair to say the girl’s team leader should go?
  • 9:35 PM omahonydonnelly - don’t want any of them working for me
  • 9:36 PM elfinamsterdam - Ooooh look at the face on the Morticia Addams lookalike
  • 9:36 PM niamhsmith - Aw the ladies took in ten ounds more but not enough profit
  • 9:36 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren Nah … it was like herding sheep on acid. They were all rubbish
  • 9:36 PM icedcoffee - @elf alan doesnt strike me as the type would you employ, or interview, gays
  • 9:36 PM omahonydonnelly - I liked the girl team leader at first. She should’ve taken more control
  • 9:36 PM icedcoffee - i *want* to learn how to make cocktails
  • 9:36 PM SarahGriffiths - Bitch fight…this is the bit I like
  • 9:37 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil maybe not… but there is usually a closet case or two
  • 9:37 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil didnt he hire the Badger? she was soooooo gay? or did she come second?
  • 9:37 PM niamhsmith - Mona deciding who to blame and take to the boardroom already
  • 9:37 PM Darren - This is better. Go Mono!
  • 9:37 PM SarahGriffiths - Did she just call someone a puppet !
  • 9:37 PM omahonydonnelly - That group that lost the 10 cars – they should be up
  • 9:37 PM elfinamsterdam - Irish girl is SILENT
  • 9:37 PM niamhsmith - @Elf I think she came second cos she has since had her own tv show
  • 9:37 PM icedcoffee - @elf is there? has there been? i cant remember/never paid that much attention in the past
  • 9:38 PM omahonydonnelly - Looks like there in a prison kitchen
  • 9:38 PM icedcoffee - whos the irish girl?
  • 9:38 PM elfinamsterdam - come on … .you went to Loretto Mullingar… you know how to Bitch Fight
  • 9:38 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil Irish girl is Lorraine.. blondish hair with black rimmed glasses
  • 9:38 PM omahonydonnelly - modern decor
  • 9:38 PM Darren - Want. That. Apartment.
  • 9:38 PM niamhsmith - @Phil Lorraine is Irish girl – not the most flattering of photos
  • 9:38 PM icedcoffee - people from NI should no say “lads” on tv
  • 9:38 PM simonianson - Girls lost. Cue cat fight. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:38 PM niamhsmith -
  • 9:38 PM elfinamsterdam - Want that Bartender… or at least the drinks
  • 9:39 PM omahonydonnelly - That’s an awful picture
  • 9:39 PM elfinamsterdam - I know… even the Westmeath Examiner went with a better one
  • 9:39 PM niamhsmith - Bit of a lad’s pad that place
  • 9:39 PM SarahGriffiths - They are the bartenders that were in the running for Britans got talent, love them
  • 9:39 PM Darren - Eugh! What’s that a picture of?
  • 9:39 PM omahonydonnelly - nice telescope
  • 9:40 PM icedcoffee - @niamh i dont know how you’re doing it – but you are doing a good job with the pics :)
  • 9:40 PM niamhsmith - @Darrenthe Irish girl in it, barely seen her on screen yet
  • 9:40 PM omahonydonnelly - I miss London :-(
  • 9:40 PM Darren - @Phil Unlike the photographer who took that last one.
  • 9:40 PM niamhsmith - @Phil I’m very organised me – well a bit ;)
  • 9:40 PM omahonydonnelly - Waste of a good suit!
  • 9:41 PM Darren - Here we go…
  • 9:41 PM omahonydonnelly - Always wondered how I’d do. Have a friend, an old boss, who would be excellent at this.
  • 9:41 PM elfinamsterdam -
  • 9:41 PM omahonydonnelly - that’s a better pic
  • 9:41 PM elfinamsterdam - is the one from Westmeath Examiner
  • 9:41 PM niamhsmith - That’s a much better pic
  • 9:42 PM simonianson - Sir Alan will see you now. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:42 PM Darren - Is that the same girl? My god.
  • 9:42 PM icedcoffee - awful quality – but better expression etc, yes
  • 9:42 PM OllyWhittall - Why do the #apprenticeuk women always have to be complete be complete bitches. Plus y does one look like Cher.
  • 9:42 PM Darren - Mono is going.
  • 9:42 PM omahonydonnelly - He’s not going to like Mona not taking responsibility
  • 9:43 PM omahonydonnelly - so say it girl
  • 9:43 PM Darren - @Olly Because it’s entertaining. No? :)
  • 9:43 PM elfinamsterdam - God Morticia look like she is sucking lemons… and Lorraine needs to stop pouting
  • 9:43 PM omahonydonnelly - irish girl looked better there – where from Ireland
  • 9:44 PM elfinamsterdam - she was born in London. When she was six, her parents, Rathowen-born James Tighe, and his Streete-born wife, Loretto (nee Coffey) (now living in Petitswood), moved back to Ireland, and Lorraine attended Rathowen N.S., before going on to attend the Loreto College in Mullingar“
  • 9:44 PM elfinamsterdam - so basically my home town… almost
  • 9:44 PM elfinamsterdam - she’s 36 and a single mother of 2 girls
  • 9:44 PM omahonydonnelly - thanks elf, lucky we have you here!
  • 9:44 PM elfinamsterdam - not a bit
  • 9:45 PM omahonydonnelly - shut up blondie – you may survive this week, but watch out!
  • 9:45 PM elfinamsterdam - Debroah is a wagon me thinks
  • 9:45 PM niamhsmith - Debra – Morticia – Cher = same person?
  • 9:45 PM elfinamsterdam - believe so Niamh
  • 9:45 PM Darren - Deborah scares me a little
  • 9:45 PM SarahGriffiths - Debs has really blue eyes too…maybe the digital re-tune has effected the colour !! or maybe not
  • 9:45 PM elfinamsterdam - Wow Lorraine SPEAKS
  • 9:45 PM niamhsmith -
  • 9:45 PM Darren - *Debra
  • 9:45 PM Darren - @Sarah She’s no Howard!
  • 9:46 PM omahonydonnelly - Oh, just annoying!
  • 9:46 PM SarahGriffiths - Red rashes coming on
  • 9:46 PM niamhsmith - Ah come on – they all have lovely blue eyes
  • 9:46 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah yep I’d be a world of tomatos by now
  • 9:46 PM omahonydonnelly - Nobody took charge of that decision – manager should have made it clear.
  • 9:46 PM Darren - “I didn’t want to be a strong individual” Wtf?
  • 9:46 PM elfinamsterdam - oh that second last girl was hot
  • 9:46 PM icedcoffee - @niamh they arent all blue – but they are very shiny
  • 9:47 PM elfinamsterdam - i mean last girl to the left
  • 9:47 PM niamhsmith - @Elf who was hot??
  • 9:47 PM omahonydonnelly - I can’t beleive he sat through that!
  • 9:47 PM icedcoffee - @elf agree
  • 9:47 PM Darren - She picked the right two.
  • 9:47 PM elfinamsterdam - the end one at the desk …. to the far left
  • 9:48 PM elfinamsterdam - @phil :D
  • 9:48 PM omahonydonnelly - They’re the only two that stood out at all.
  • 9:48 PM DaRadar - Mini cab company got very cheap advertising….anyone else think Alan Sugar owns the place where the apartment is (portobello lofts) ?
  • 9:48 PM elfinamsterdam - well as they say … the squeaky wheel .. .gets the bullet
  • 9:48 PM Darren - @omahony But not in a good way.
  • 9:48 PM Krelborn - Predictably the girls all turn on eachother. I think Sir Alan is as amused as I am. He’s heard it all before. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:49 PM icedcoffee - debra (sp?) laughs too much – hate ppl like that
  • 9:49 PM omahonydonnelly - Used to use that minicab company in my old job in London – they were excellent.
  • 9:49 PM niamhsmith - Here we go…who’ll be gone?
  • 9:49 PM Darren - I still think Mono is going home.
  • 9:49 PM pallmallmedia - Alan sugar is definately more calmer in this years #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM mykreeve - “They’re either very very clever, or very very dumb.” Hmm… whichever could it be? #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM catnipxox - Don’t leave them alone in reception..handbags at dawn! #apprentice
  • 9:49 PM simonianson - Alan Sugar “They’re either very clever or very dumb” I’ll give you one guess what my thoughts are. #apprenticeuk
  • 9:50 PM SarahGriffiths - Failed me….the cheeky…madam
  • 9:50 PM niamhsmith - Mona is going I think…
  • 9:50 PM omahonydonnelly - Mona is not acting like a leader – she’s made up a lot of the criticism
  • 9:50 PM DaRadar - Mona sounds a bit emotional during her claims of dishonesty etc
  • 9:50 PM elfinamsterdam - God Morticia is a cow
  • 9:50 PM _laertesgirl - Debra is a cow #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM hettys_hat - there is was, end of the day, lol #apprentice
  • 9:50 PM SarahGriffiths - puppets muppets – tomatoes – tomaaatoes
  • 9:50 PM omahonydonnelly - Mona is grasping and Alan doesn’t like that.
  • 9:51 PM omahonydonnelly - If it isn’t clear cut, he’ll probably sack the leader
  • 9:51 PM gabysslave - i want to hand in my womanhood card now :( #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM Darren - Debra has some attitude problem.
  • 9:51 PM asthiggins - First fish lips from Nick! #apprentice
  • 9:51 PM niamhsmith - @gabysslave oh dear, that bad?
  • 9:51 PM omahonydonnelly - oh, maybe it will come down to losing those 10 cars
  • 9:52 PM DaRadar - Anita will go
  • 9:52 PM ComedyBint - @ElleSergi *laughing* But she’ll make better telly…! #apprentice
  • 9:52 PM Darren - Alan does NOT like Anita at all.
  • 9:52 PM DaRadar - “I’ll bring a bottle of vodka and some cans of beer to your party sir alan” = not getting fired
  • 9:52 PM elfinamsterdam - Alan fancies Debra i think…
  • 9:52 PM omahonydonnelly - poor girl got stuck with a calculator and now on the firing line.
  • 9:53 PM Darren - @Elf Is he blind?
  • 9:53 PM omahonydonnelly - she didn’t take on responsibility of leader though
  • 9:53 PM helenathomas - #apprentice God, get rid of both Mona and Anita. What a load of bollocks.
  • 9:53 PM tholder - how can 7 guys only clean 16 cars in a day? 1 person should easily be able to do 4 in a day even if they’re lazy idiots! #apprentice
  • 9:53 PM Darren - @Helen Hear hear!
  • 9:53 PM distantrambler - really funny just watching this and not seeing the program… we have quality TV at 9.00pm eastern … Rachel Maddow… ah
  • 9:53 PM DaRadar - Will he fire 2 girls to make up for the guy who bottled out ?
  • 9:53 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren yep, time and time again, at the end of the day we have seen that Allan is indeed blind. End Of! :P
  • 9:54 PM SarahGriffiths - Anita said £19.50 and £19.50 is £39 – without the calculator – save her
  • 9:54 PM stevenbenton - Watching #Apprentice, but then I suppose everyone else is?!
  • 9:54 PM purplejp - Can’t wait for the Adrian Chiles show after – it’s the best part for me. Hope Nick & Margaret appear this year! #apprentice
  • 9:54 PM Darren - Oh this is entertaining.
  • 9:54 PM circeplum - How many business cliches can Donna come out with in one sentence? #apprentice
  • 9:54 PM kitchendresser - “At the end of the day” Mona is annoying me so much #apprentice
  • 9:54 PM omahonydonnelly - those 10 cars would’ve made the difference
  • 9:54 PM omahonydonnelly - Don’t disagree w Nic girlie!
  • 9:54 PM DaRadar - we all know how much he loves the cliches, but still anita to go i think
  • 9:54 PM niamhsmith - Mona is nearly vomitting on the board room table there!
  • 9:55 PM ilikedthecore - For the 1st task on #apprentice they should just blow the budget on scratch cards and hope to win
  • 9:55 PM simonianson - Watching the Apprentice has reminded me of these superb YouTube videos from BolegBros. The Apprentice in lego http://bit.lyc/57XtA
  • 9:55 PM icedcoffee - ew crazy eyelids
  • 9:55 PM AJCann - #apprentice prediction: Debra will go far, but not win.
  • 9:55 PM distantrambler - your all doing very good job on describing the ladies
  • 9:55 PM danofthewibble - #apprentice Spending half an hour watching eight women backbiting each other when they were all equally shit is fun.
  • 9:55 PM koffiekitten - #apprentice anita to go?
  • 9:55 PM Darren - Bye bye Anita!
  • 9:55 PM distantrambler - @Niamhsmith waves
  • 9:56 PM niamhsmith - Aw Anita?? Didn’t see that coming
  • 9:56 PM DaRadar - Yay, i’m right…what do i win :p
  • 9:56 PM Darren - Probably the right decision, but Mono needs to go too.
  • 9:56 PM omahonydonnelly - Oh, Anita – she was weak. He doesn’t like that. A bit surpised.
  • 9:56 PM elfinamsterdam - @DR hey there!
  • 9:56 PM niamhsmith - Hi L, how are you
  • 9:56 PM icedcoffee - well thats over – how is everyone today?
  • 9:56 PM omahonydonnelly - one down!
  • 9:56 PM niamhsmith - Must look at that vid @simonianson
  • 9:57 PM elfinamsterdam - Anyone up for the after show? You’ve been fired on BBC2?
  • 9:57 PM simonianson - You’re fired! Only 11 weeks of this marvel left #apprenticeuk
  • 9:57 PM SarahGriffiths - Don’t cry in the taxi Anita…you’ll regret it
  • 9:57 PM DaRadar - Better to do something important badly than do something trivial badly…can’t decide whether american girl or geordie lad is more annoying to listen to
  • 9:57 PM ruthward - Is that woman’s accent for real? #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM paula6thlevel - @ralvin #apprentice brilliant, we should play it every week
  • 9:57 PM niamhsmith - Yep I guess I will Elf…feel likeI’ve missed half of that typing! lol
  • 9:57 PM SarahGriffiths - They have only known each other for 8hrs…chill the boots man
  • 9:57 PM distantrambler - @niamh good, supposed to be studying but could not resist this … how you? Enjoy St Patrick’s Fes?
  • 9:57 PM witholeary - mona finest hour: http://url.ie/1d8c #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM soulmate02 - Miss Upside-Down-Smile’s been fired #apprentice
  • 9:57 PM ruby_gem - #apprentice upside down mouth has gone!!!
  • 9:58 PM WGDurrant - “turnover is vanity, profit is sanity” Genius! #apprentice
  • 9:58 PM Theprowler - CALLED IT. Now to rewind and actually watch it, rather than twitter through it #apprentice.
  • 9:58 PM omahonydonnelly - The least model-like got sacked. Figures.
  • 9:58 PM distantrambler - upside down mouth lol
  • 9:58 PM niamhsmith - @DR yeah it was a great weekend, brilliant weather & lots of stuff going on in town. Did you make it out to any festivities?
  • 9:58 PM niamhsmith - Cooking next week? Oh dear…
  • 9:58 PM SarahGriffiths - Who mentioned biscuits earlier on here….thinking of them now
  • 9:58 PM omahonydonnelly - I love it when they have to go “blue collar”!
  • 9:58 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh .yep i know… will be *ahem* rewatching it
  • 9:59 PM Darren - @Elf Well done on the liveblogging. @Niamh You too!
  • 9:59 PM omahonydonnelly - Oh, biscuits!
  • 9:59 PM icedcoffee - right im off for shower, quick photoblog post and early night – later folks :)
  • 9:59 PM omahonydonnelly - Thanks everybody. I love this. May go over to BBC2 now!
  • 9:59 PM niamhsmith - Thanks Darren :) All over to Culch.ie for next week?
  • 9:59 PM elfinamsterdam - Thanks @darren, and yep thanks to Niamh for really helping
  • 9:59 PM distantrambler - @Niamh went to 5th Ave and told everyone I am Irish really .. it was good
  • 9:59 PM niamhsmith - night night Phil :)
  • 9:59 PM DaRadar - Mona was a bit like “the joker”s sad sister with her sulky face in the boardroom
  • 10:00 PM SarahGriffiths - Do people Boo on the 1st to be sacked
  • 10:00 PM elfinamsterdam - yep … over to culch.ie next week…. all this was crossposted to www.elfinamsterdam.com
  • 10:00 PM niamhsmith - WOW so jealous. Did you have any green beer over there, lol
  • 10:00 PM YorkshireLen - Debra & Monica would make a lovely couple, in my mind anyway… #apprentice
  • 10:00 PM niamhsmith - @Elf lookit you with your crossposting, lol
  • 10:00 PM KevinC_ - RT @contwext: Trendy users tweeting about #apprentice – @rhysadams, @si, @overlandsi, @bostinbloke, @asthiggins, @gillalexander, @moneyw …
  • 10:01 PM Darren - @Elf I’ll drop you a mail during the week, yeah?
  • 10:01 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh I know… *blushes* thanks … worked so easily
  • 10:01 PM elfinamsterdam - please do!
  • 10:02 PM distantrambler - @niamh I am studying law at NYU and live on the upper west side so it was my first St Pats day and the green bud lite was about
  • 10:02 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren i mean .. yes please
  • 10:02 PM niamhsmith - Anita Shah on now
  • 10:02 PM Darren - G’night all!
  • 10:02 PM niamhsmith - @DR no way? I didn’t know that at all! Fair play to you, that’s some change. *Jealous*
  • 10:02 PM elfinamsterdam - @darren … night night
  • 10:03 PM 1jh - time to watch #apprentice you’re fired on BBC2
  • 10:03 PM niamhsmith - See ya Darren :)
  • 10:03 PM ruby_gem - and now for the best bit of #apprentice! You’re fired with our Adrian!!!
  • 10:03 PM SarahGriffiths - The Guardians Live blog 2nite has 27 comments, last post 1hr ago…or am I missing some other area…who cares..this has been fun
  • 10:04 PM elfinamsterdam - I love this part :)
  • 10:04 PM distantrambler - @niamh it’s some madness but loving it .. Will be home for Easter and will buy you a beer if your about already got Mr Darragh Doyle roped in for one… was not hard to do. How was Fair City? Heard you were in it.
  • 10:04 PM gibbzer - #apprentice It’s not only lovely to see Anita smile, Adrian, it’s a feat of engineering. Unless you stand on your head.
  • 10:06 PM distantrambler - Right got to get some food in and do some study. Thanks all was great fun. See you @niamh
  • 10:06 PM niamhsmith - See you Laura :)
  • 10:07 PM lucas - what is this live blogging thing?
  • 10:07 PM niamhsmith - Oh & yes was in Fair City very briefly – definitely on for a beer at Easter!
  • 10:07 PM elfinamsterdam - sorry had to take a call.. .. back now
  • 10:07 PM niamhsmith - @lucas just watching the tv and commenting on the programme as it’s on :)
  • 10:08 PM lucas - can some on tell me what this is? is it just like chat?
  • 10:08 PM niamhsmith - Anita looks much better here – but WHY do people ALWAYS look extremely orange on BBC2??
  • 10:08 PM elfinamsterdam - @lucas we are watching BBC2 You’ve been Fired and chatting about it
  • 10:09 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh yep there is an overlay on their tones there
  • 10:09 PM gillalexander - #apprentice Interesting. La Voderman has said “You could have laid into Deborah (Breezeblock)”. Sooner you than me Carole. She’d crush you.
  • 10:09 PM lucas - @elfinamsterdam so it is just chat rather than blogging?!
  • 10:09 PM elfinamsterdam - @lucas well it gets posted to a blog… check it out www.elfinamsterdam.cocmc
  • 10:10 PM nickhalstead - BBC budget cuts equals the winners get £100 pair of bartenders doing cocktails – #apprentice
  • 10:11 PM niamhsmith - The whole pressure washer debacle.
  • 10:11 PM lucas - @elfinamsterdam wow I have never seen this technology before! Is there somewhere I can chat to you more about it as I don’t feel this is the appropriate place!
  • 10:11 PM niamhsmith - Lack of common sense girls
  • 10:11 PM elfinamsterdam - lol, seriously have none of theses ladies know how to do anything manual
  • 10:11 PM cpetzny - So Sir Alan thinks they have a better crop of apprentices this year than ever before. After today’s show I’m not convinced. #apprenticeuk
  • 10:12 PM elfinamsterdam - @lucas i am new to it too. there are great help docs on it … if you have a look around the site :)
  • 10:13 PM SarahGriffiths - Amazing that this post on your blog learnt two things 2nite, more about Scribble Live and never to go on the Apprentice
  • 10:13 PM niamhsmith - Oooh clip of Celebrity Apprentice
  • 10:13 PM niamhsmith - Raging I missed that
  • 10:14 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah yeah it was surprisingly easy. First time i tried this was at the Obama Inauguration
  • 10:14 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh really? oh it was funny but edited and a bit too polite
  • 10:14 PM niamhsmith - Debra had a close call with Sir Alan
  • 10:14 PM SarahGriffiths - Oh wow, missed that…watched it on my Iphone though..so was being geeky at the time
  • 10:15 PM lucas - @elfinamsterdam does it have to post to a blog? Can you have it not post anywhere? As I really like this idea but I wouldn’t want it to save to my blog etc.
  • 10:15 PM dallsobrook - #apprentice who’s the woman with the big hair and offensively pink jacket? She looks like Stefan Edberg
  • 10:16 PM elfinamsterdam - @lucas I think you can link to past events but i believe the live blogging part must reside here and point to a blog
  • 10:16 PM Nutcroft - what was she doing on the prog if she’s not hard and ruthless??!! #apprentice
  • 10:16 PM niamhsmith - What everyone else thought of Anita
  • 10:16 PM mrgammon - Exhausted after a new televisual experience…The Apprentice and #apprentice on Twitter, we nearly died laughing. Try it next week…
  • 10:17 PM geordiekid - If you’ve got £12m you can buy the #Apprentice apartment: http://tinyurl.com/dlzfe5
  • 10:17 PM elfinamsterdam - I think she was a lamb to the slaughter
  • 10:17 PM niamhsmith - Yikes – lacked the most basic business skills – Sir ALan
  • 10:17 PM Fiona_Mackenzie - Debra’s got more front than Blackpool! Wonderful bitch, with Rotterweiler in the pedigree #apprentice.
  • 10:17 PM failedmuso - RT @Twistedlilkitty: I like the blonde girl who talks into the phone like a horse chasing a sugar cube that is just out of reach #apprentice
  • 10:17 PM murphygrainne - What’s happened to Carol Vorderman’s face? She’s looking really weird nowadays #apprentice
  • 10:18 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh well she did really, she was far too soft for that game
  • 10:18 PM niamhsmith - Haha doors open – MORONS
  • 10:19 PM elfinamsterdam - Really I LOVE Margaret :)
  • 10:19 PM tonys - #apprentice “fiesty challenging character” == cow!
  • 10:20 PM TUID - #apprentice Adrian Chiles is brilliant – “COW. Is the word you’re looking for!” Comedian man is a bit Simon Pegg-esque. I like.
  • 10:20 PM elfinamsterdam - LOL Do the outside of the cars….
  • 10:20 PM failedmuso - @Glinner I think we should start an Apprentice type weekly event in the vein of #badmovieclub Whadya reckon? #Apprentice
  • 10:21 PM SarahGriffiths - Just realised you can change the sound on here on right bar….I could have however had mute..rather than Flick noise through the Apprentice…will remember for next time
  • 10:21 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah lol, the flick reminds me to look at the screen :)
  • 10:22 PM niamhsmith - Awww slagging poor Ben andhis little legs and little arms
  • 10:22 PM elfinamsterdam - LOL The Walk Boy
  • 10:22 PM elfinamsterdam - the cream puff is baaaaack
  • 10:22 PM elfinamsterdam - lol
  • 10:22 PM niamhsmith - Quote of the week – a rough tough cream puff from New York and I am in it to win it :D
  • 10:22 PM elfinamsterdam - Hip Hop Creme Puff
  • 10:22 PM elfinamsterdam - OOOOH Mystery Man
  • 10:22 PM niamhsmith - The one that got away – Adam Freeman
  • 10:23 PM niamhsmith - ALready made his fortume?
  • 10:23 PM niamhsmith - What was he doing there? Family comes first..what’s that all about?
  • 10:23 PM elfinamsterdam - Opertunity of a lifetime
  • 10:23 PM SarahGriffiths - I just realised I can have a glass of wine…as playing the apprentice drinking game at same time – and guessed phrase “in it to win it” – @gezd – set that one up on Twitter.
  • 10:24 PM niamhsmith - Aw couldn’t leave his young family behind. They would have been aaaaa
  • 10:24 PM niamhsmith - alright for a few weeks even
  • 10:24 PM niamhsmith - Apprentice drinking game? :O Don;t let Darren hear about that, lol
  • 10:24 PM elfinamsterdam - @sarah next week Live *hiccup* Blogging…. Check out elfinamsterdam.com or culch.ie for the details and invite @gezd
  • 10:25 PM elfinamsterdam - Hmmmm Nick and his fantasies!
  • 10:25 PM SarahGriffiths - @elf – will do ;)
  • 10:26 PM elfinamsterdam - @Sarah… wooo hoo! Darren will be pleased!
  • 10:26 PM TUID - #apprentice Is it wrong that I’m more excited by the Nick and Margaret compilation clips than the whole of the rest of the show?
  • 10:27 PM devcoach - What about the one who got away – do we believe Adam’s story? #apprentice
  • 10:27 PM hennell - I think Margaret and Nick from the #apprentice should be in charge of overseeing bankers. Credit crunch would never have happened.
  • 10:28 PM elfinamsterdam - Highlights???
  • 10:28 PM icedcoffee - Where The Wild Things Are looks really good.
  • 10:28 PM niamhsmith - Audience back Anita & think she should have been kept
  • 10:28 PM niamhsmith - HIghlights – cream puff from NY, Margarets Winston Churchill quote, Nick’s ’spanking in the boardroom’ comment
  • 10:28 PM elfinamsterdam - the futures bright but that table is brighter
  • 10:29 PM elfinamsterdam - @Niamh seconded!
  • 10:30 PM elfinamsterdam - Ok People! Thanks to everyone … come back to culch.ie or elfinamsterdam.com to find out about LiveBlogging and Drinking Game for #apprenticeuk

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